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I should be allowed to do whatever.
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I should be allowed to do whatever.
Hello these are for you
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October 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Hello these are for you
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Apologies if I am a bit too spooky today.
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Apologies if I am a bit too spooky today.
I think the stars probably taste like sprinkles. I want to eat them. But if I did, nobody would be able to enjoy looking at them. So I guess I won’t. At least not for a while.
September 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I think the stars probably taste like sprinkles. I want to eat them. But if I did, nobody would be able to enjoy looking at them. So I guess I won’t. At least not for a while.
There are slugs out there. Out in the world.
September 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
There are slugs out there. Out in the world.
If you feel a thump thumping in your chest, that’s the little bunny in there. Hopping around.
September 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If you feel a thump thumping in your chest, that’s the little bunny in there. Hopping around.
A nap a day keeps the grumpies away.
August 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A nap a day keeps the grumpies away.
I’m not trapped at the farmers market with the veggies. The veggies are trapped at this farmers market with me.
June 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m not trapped at the farmers market with the veggies. The veggies are trapped at this farmers market with me.
I might look cool in hats, but a lot of hats don't have holes for my little ears, and what's the point if I can't hear people telling me how cool I look in the hat?
June 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I might look cool in hats, but a lot of hats don't have holes for my little ears, and what's the point if I can't hear people telling me how cool I look in the hat?
If you need a dad bun today, I can be your dad bun today. I accept you just as you are and I keep photos of you in my bun wallet to show off to all the other woodland creatures so I can brag about how cool and cute you are.
June 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If you need a dad bun today, I can be your dad bun today. I accept you just as you are and I keep photos of you in my bun wallet to show off to all the other woodland creatures so I can brag about how cool and cute you are.
I’m pretty small, but I’m also kind of big. It depends who you ask.
June 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I’m pretty small, but I’m also kind of big. It depends who you ask.
How many naps are we allowed to take?
June 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
How many naps are we allowed to take?
Does anyone know what we’re supposed to do when another bunny or perhaps even a kitty is just SO fluffy?
June 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Does anyone know what we’re supposed to do when another bunny or perhaps even a kitty is just SO fluffy?
I’m thankful for all the buns who came before me who figured out which plants are tasty.
May 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’m thankful for all the buns who came before me who figured out which plants are tasty.
I’m your mama bun for the day if you need me. You were always my favorite. Now let’s go get some hay.
May 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I’m your mama bun for the day if you need me. You were always my favorite. Now let’s go get some hay.
I have been informed that whales exist.
May 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I have been informed that whales exist.
Humans, please don’t dig too deep into the ground. Once you get about 10 feet deep, that’s all rabbits, babeyy
April 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Humans, please don’t dig too deep into the ground. Once you get about 10 feet deep, that’s all rabbits, babeyy
They won’t let me be the Easter Bunny because I eat all the stuff.
April 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
They won’t let me be the Easter Bunny because I eat all the stuff.
You don’t have to do *everything* today. You can just do some of it.
April 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You don’t have to do *everything* today. You can just do some of it.
I heard with my bunny ears that today is April Fulls Day. So I am full of hay. I don’t know who April is, though.
April 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I heard with my bunny ears that today is April Fulls Day. So I am full of hay. I don’t know who April is, though.
poh poh poh poh
(I am hopping backwards today)
(I am hopping backwards today)
April 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
poh poh poh poh
(I am hopping backwards today)
(I am hopping backwards today)
There are a lot of things that exist.
March 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
There are a lot of things that exist.