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Jonathan
@ardua.bsky.social
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Autistic. IT Monkey. Knitter. Attempting to befriend a murder of Crows.
He/Him. Of no particular note.
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Can I interest you in some Lady Malys?
Expertly painted model of Lady Malys, a Dark Eldar or Druhkari character, from Warhammer 40k. Her armor is black with blue highlighting. Her hair goes from black to white and she is carrying a very deady looking fan. I'm a Necron player though so there's not enough death metal robots firing disintegration beams.
October 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Meme using the font from the "Piracy, It's a Crime" meme https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/piracy-its-a-crime Text reads: You Wouldn't Give A Bat Water
September 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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@maressa.bsky.social grew an emoji🎃
Small (to the photographer, he has large hands) orange pumpkin held in a hand in front of a brown cabinet. There is a bit of green stem on top of the pumpkin still.
September 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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But like...she was worth it.
Annabelle, dearly departed Maine Coon cat, standing on a balcony and looking behind herself. Annabelle is a mottled brown colour. To the left there is clear glass showing some reflection. Behind Annabelle is brown reeds used as a privacy screen and a wrought iron table. Annabelle is very furry as a long haired cat.
August 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Increase a band:
U Squared
August 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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This moron however is too dumb for words and still around for loving.
Jaffa Cake, an orange and white tom cat. He is laying on his back on brown decking. He has an orange moustache and is showing off his white chest and belly. He's such a poser.
August 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Annabelle, sadly gone from our lives for a few years now. Still, she could pose like no ones business.
Annabelle, our dearly missed and few years passed, Maine Coon. She has brownish fur, I am afraid I was never good at describing her colour. She is standing on a balcony in front of glass. There is a metal table behind her and above her. There is brown fake reed balcony covering behind her. She is twisted back to look at something behind her giving her best Vogue.
August 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Reporting for duty.
Jonathan, admittedly many years ago, lifting two people at once. The lady is in a black shirt and grey pants. The gentleman is in blue jeans and otherwise obscured by the lady in his embrace. Jonathan is wearing a white and blue t-shirt and dark blue jeans, leaning back as he lifts the other two people. In the foreground there is a coffee table with cards from the game Apples to Apples. Gravity will not protect you from my embrace.
August 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Warhammer 40K meme. It depicts art of a Death Korps of Krieg guardsman, famously in the meme space attached to their entrenching shovels. Top text reads "Hans" Bottom text reads "Get the Shovel"
July 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Just Killiney bay things. (I have no context to give you.)
An old sailing ship with bare masts. It is sitting in Killiney Bay in Ireland in front of Dalkey Island. The sea is a glassy grey and there are fluffy clouds on the horizon. Dalkey Island is green where it is not bare rock. The ship appears to have yellow paint on the hull and is otherwise dark.
July 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Well...
Screenshot of the skyline. @mattbevan.bsky.social has a post about "New Blood type just dropped" and a link to an article on the new type, Gwada Negative
June 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Exempt from the Wikipedia entry for Frank Tipler. His final anthropic principle is given the acronym FAP. This is very funny.
May 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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A tin of Cavendish and Harvey sour lemon drops held up underneath a blurry screen featuring the post from Catbus
May 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Real Life comic strip from October / 27 / 2004 [[Outside]] Space ship: <<Vooom>> [[Outside]] <<SHAZOOM>> [[Space ship (Intergalactic Cruiser One)]] Greg: Damn, Dave... You handle this thing like a natural. Dave: I ought to... The controls are familiar, after all. [[Space ship (Intergalactic Cruiser One)]] Greg: A mouse and keyboard?! Dave: Dude, I could circle-strafe the MOON. http://reallifecomics.com/archive/041027.html
May 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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It'll reflect light. I should get a shot in the dark.
A headband or ear warmer made of yarn. It is Rico reflective print 04 in rainbow colours. It is on a white desk. The camera flash has caused the reflective thread to show up as white flecks throughout the knitting.
May 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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I screwed up binding off because I wanted to know if I could knit the bottom to the top. As a result it's not really a neck warmer, more of an ear warmer. On the bright side, it has reflective thread.
A headband or ear warmer made of yarn. It is Rico reflective print 04 in rainbow colours. The pattern tracks from the bottom left to the top right of the band. It is laying on a green sheet. The pattern is knit two together then yarn over. A headband or ear warmer made of yarn. It is Rico reflective print 04 in rainbow colours. It is being worn by a tired looking person with a very unkempt brownish beard. There are brown wardrobe doors in the background and a peeking tower of blue Roses containers. They contain yarn, not chocolate. Sorry.
May 3, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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You look thirsty. Can I interest you in some ...
An image of a protein shake on a store shelf. There are some reduced price vegetable soup packages on the right of the image and bottles of Activia yoghurt on the left. In the center there is a Bakoma brand drinkable yoghurt. It is white and black on the label with a splash of what appears to be chocolate drink on the bottom of the label design. The brand is called Men Protein
April 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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I was thinking more
Movie poster for the movie Michael Collins. It depicts Liam Neeson as same gesturing to and in the middle of talking to a crowd of some sort.
March 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=lix-... Science is fun!
Screenshot of a You Tube comment. Text is from austingunnerson5706 Text reads: "Why did I build this? See, back in the day when I casually built technological, knife-wielding horrors, I had this idea..."
March 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Time for some late night doctor poking in case my old friend cellulitis is back.
A not terribly good selfie of Jonathan in a mask. His red beard sticks out all sorts of places, his hair is brown and messy, the mask is mint green.
February 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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@ysharros.bsky.social an idea
Text post from tumblr From user: wake up on the prong side of the bed. Dnd item. An enchanted hot tub that compels its occupants to confront each other over any grievance they have been holding onto. It's called a j'accusi
February 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Jaffa Cake
Jaffa Cake, an orange and white cat, looking off to the left of the frame. The brown sofa in the background is out of focus. Jaffa has orange eyes, a lot of white on his face and an orange moustache. I love this moron.
February 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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A several years old photo of Jaffa Cake the cat as a kitten. He is white with orange on his face. He is standing on a white carpet in front of a messy white bed cover. He has his kill proudly displayed in his mouth, it is a green and yellow dish sponge because he is an idiot and I love him.
February 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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An open package of Jaffa Cakes Jaffa Cake, a white and ginger cat. He is very handsome. There is a sofa in the background
January 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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The textured top cover. My mother tried the blanket and didn't like it. So she gave it to me. I immediately put it on my head and shoulders in front of her. She later told @maressa.bsky.social she has never seen me so happy.
A weighted blanket cover. It is grey and soft. It is covered in raised bumps for a sensory experience.
January 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM