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ardnaid.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️
@ardnaid.bsky.social
🏴‍☠️🌈OFMD, GO, Kaos, IwtV, any good queer media. I read a lot, crochet, knit, sew, and play video games. I like new friends 💜 18+ I share nsfw stuff

Late 30s, demisexual & panromantic, living in the Midwest

https://linktr.ee/ardnaid
I don't know if anyone will want them, but I'm hoping to make more dick-shaped chapstick holders for the #fandommarket

And they double as finger puppets if you want dick fingers!
February 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
After a couple patterns, many attempts, and much frustration, I'm over halfway through a "fuck ice" tapestry that I hope people like
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Came home from school pickup and this lil guy was having a snack in my yard. What sort of bird is it? I'm assuming a hawk of some sort?

I hid the images because I'm pretty sure it's snacking on a pigeon. Either way there's blood and feathers.
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
New project bag 😂💖 thanks to @anarchyphd.bsky.social

My daughter saw it and said the guy looks scary, then when I said he's just a precious Russian kitten, she looked at me like I am crazy. I will be rehoming her forthwith.
February 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Look at my beautiful wife, isn't she lovely? I'd go to war for her, I'd steal her a ship, I'd dress her in the finest of clothes, I'd buy all her paintings.
January 15, 2026 at 7:35 PM
This pic always cheers me up, there's a certain je ne sais quois about it
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I'm sad, better look at my emotional support pics. I will accept more pics of a similar nature.
January 13, 2026 at 12:49 AM
First tapestry crochet (mostly) done! #HeatedRivalry
January 10, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I feel like Ed and Stede would both pull shit like this.
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I made this little chapstick holder for my daughter a couple weeks ago, per her specifications. She's worn it every day since, even to school. Love my little weirdo 💖 she also wants me to make some for her friends now. I made myself one too, without beads and a little more mushroomy looking.
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Oh hey, guess I'm 40 now 🙃
December 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Fitting I've been fully destroyed by a queer hockey show on this day, my third ofmd-anniversary 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏒

And once again, I am left waiting for a s2. And hopefully a future s3 won't be rudely yanked away.
December 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Edward Teach 🤝 Ilya Rozanov
December 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
This is Ed to me. Stede uses 97 products to get his hair just right, Ed just uses whatever he thinks smells the best and his hair is always absolutely glorious.
December 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Look at these damn precious babies I love them and their friendship so much #heatedrivalry
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Shane is absolutely one of us
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
qtp with a video game that transports you back to your childhood
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I wanted to post a photo of all three together but I can't find Izzy's elf costume and suspect my child may have stolen it. In the meantime, here's some old ones.
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Speaking of ridiculous concepts: Stede realizes he can't be stuck in married life anymore, starts doomscrolling, and sees this ad. Immediately calls them and says *he* will pay *them* if they hire him to drive the Weinermobile for a year. Eventually he brings it to a hot dog eating contest, hosted
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Thinking about how they're both probably wondering "why did he leave me? Was I not enough? Was I too much? What did I do wrong?"
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I hope it warms up a little before we leave 😭🥶

According to Google -10F is -23C
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Project from two years ago. I made two of these embroidered bags for two pirate pals. Both bags had the designs on either side. I miss those pirate pals, and those good old days.
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Won't be ordering from knit picks anymore. It is 2025, can we please stop working with jkr? I was a die hard Harry Potter fan in my youth and I still dropped her when she showed her true colors. Any company I see do a hp collab is dead to me.
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I'd rather have more snow than this damn cold, it soaks in my bones.
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Brain miss ofmd... Yeah, that's about right 😭

Stede is my #1 used word lol. Probably because I find so many au ideas that make me think of him 💖

anisota.net
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM