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Ard Collider
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Ard Collider. Burger Squad. Omelas tour guide. Encyclopedia Weatherwax. Purveyor of strident flat goods. Pervasively autonomous. (they/them will work for your purposes; avatar by Rich Stevens) #COYS
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a billboard mockup, white highway-system-style font on black, that says "Ethical Non-Monogamy with a horse."
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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morning, got a date with Mr. Laser so I have to look right now
Ard Collider is a white person shot in selfie perspective, with white hair, a pink Powecom N95, and giant teal glasses. There is a dark green dot, like a file folder sticker, above their left eye.
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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The Far Side where a man has painted “THE TREE,” “THE HOUSE,” etc. on everything including his clothes and the dog and the cat, and is going “Now! … *That* should clear up a few things around here!” Larson’s most provocative use of the dread ellipsis, for my money.
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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things no one has ever thought about this dead dude
The bsky trending screen, which juxtaposes “Dick Cheney” and “hot” upsettingly.
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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we have fun around here
A nice email to rapidresponse@wecommunications.com, the MSFT PR address: Hello! I'm writing to inquire about MSFT's response to the following ICE recruitment app, which appeared on X about three hours ago: https://x.com/DHSgov/status/1982819431894901043 This seems to be a pretty glaring misuse of MSFT intellectual property and I'm curious what avenues the corporation intends to take. Thank you for your time!
October 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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IDK about you, friends, but if I could dodge 279 feet in a second I think they'd be checking me for the Speed Force. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_303
Some stats about the FN Herstal 303 less-lethal compressed air launcher, from Wikipedia: Production history Manufacturer: FN Herstal Produced: 2003-present Mass: 2.3 kg (5.07 lb) Length: 740 mm (29.1 in) Barrel length: 250 mm (9.8 in) Caliber: 17.3 mm (0.68 in) Action: Compressed air Muzzle velocity: 85 m/s (279 ft/s) Effective firing range: 70 m (77 d)
October 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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After watching @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social take LRR to Innistrad this weekend: look, WOTC, Innistrad food tokens should be Salem, MA chop suey sandwiches. I don't ask for much. (You can watch too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdN9...)
A Salem, MA style chop suey sandwich: just a white hamburger roll with a giant scoop of gloopy white chop suey from a very generic #10 can of same. A couple of crispy noodles like from the $2 bag at Stop and Shop poke out like fangs.
October 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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when u become compositing supervisor but in a *sexy* way
A Nevada license plate that says 2D TOP.
October 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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You’re gonna miss out on Universes Beyond: Primus?
The cover of Primus’ imo best album, Sailing the Seas of Cheese, depicting that in weird sort of psychedelic fashion. It’s clear that Shivam would probably object.
October 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Chicago clergy (I think Fr. Larry Dowling) at the front of the ICE facility in Broadview, IL, presenting the monstrance containing a consecrated Host— to Catholics, literally Christ— to a freaked-out looking Illinois state trooper whom Governor Pritzker shouldn’t have sent there. The D&D 5E cleric ability rules for turning undead: “Turn Undead. As a Magic action, you present your Holy Symbol and censure Undead creatures. Each Undead of your choice within 30 feet of you must make a Wisdom saving throw. If the creature fails its save, it has the Frightened and Incapacitated conditions for 1 minute. For that duration, it tries to move as far from you as it can on its turns. This effect ends early on the creature if it takes any damage, if you have the Incapacitated condition, or if you die.”
October 12, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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ia! ia! mr nibbles
a Spicher and Company frog skeleton on a brown table with no backdrop and creepy overhead lighting
October 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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the inappropriate office comic with the guy going "Lookin' good, Susan," and her yelling "HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!?!?!" except she is calling Wizard Frog from the PDX protests.
October 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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October 2014. Yes, that's half the fairing from a Babybel.
Ardaniel is an agender person with reddish hair and purple metal-framed glasses. There is half of the red wax coating of a Babybel cheese snack on their nose. Gengar is watching them in the background.
September 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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look I took a seminar on Kubrick in film school and even I wasn't given the math to calculate the RPMs he is generating in his grave rn
Guardian liveblog quote: "I love the name. I think it's so great. I think it stops wars," Trump says. "The Department of War is going to stop wars."
September 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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today's intrusive thought
it's the statue of Iowa represented as a nurturing mother with her breasts out to give suck to the people of the state, only it's got the logo from Slipknot's seminal 2001 album IOWA on the top right corner because honestly, I really am going to the psychiatrist about this
September 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at the vat of 80 different vaccines last night!"
The girl in Ferris Bueller's Day Off eagerly explaining what Ferris was up to last night.
September 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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An email I just wrote because the new clipping. has a weird Apple Music issue.
Dead Channel Sky Plus Apple Music upload is incorrect Hey, Sub Pop person! This is weird, but track 10 on the Apple Music and iTunes Store uploads of clipping.‘s Dead Channel Sky Plus is the instrumental and not the full track in the new video. Amazon, Bandcamp, and Spotify all have the full track with vocals. I thought y’all should know that the wrong version got to Apple! Thanks.
September 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Yes, good.
A freshly-added-to-Apple-Music copy of clipping.'s Dead Channel Sky Plus, straight from Bandcamp, with the cool creepy hot pink bug on the cover and the glitchy shit and the katana and yeah.
September 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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all I see when I see this dude
A photo Kash Patel staring fixedly into the camera with an iOS sticker of the bug-eyed staring dude from Max Cannon’s Red Meat right next to him.
September 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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So many bad headlines but NBC really going for it here.
"Utah Gov. Spencer Cox steps into a national healing role after Kirk assassination"
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Glad to help @weatherishappening.com out in time of need. Repentance 2 ur weather lords: a thing you can and should do!
A messy desk with five small WEATHER IS HAPPENING logo stickers, a pamphlet of WEATHER IS HAPPENING propaganda, and a bumper sticker reading REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS, as well as a thank you for ordering note.
September 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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ragged robin trips her brains out in The Invisibles by Grant Morrison et al. don't we all just want to know?
August 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Warhammer 40K players call that something or other "Nurgle, Lord of Decay."
this is nurgle he's a chaos god of pestilence from Warhammer, he's greenish-brownish and toothy and has horns and is stirring a big pot of whatever illegal mouse sexual aggression brew RFK Jr. shoots up
August 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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my internal monologue when people talk about dry yogurt
It’s a chart of soil types based on percentages of clay, silt, and sand, including clay, sandy clay, silty clay, sandy clay loam, clay loam, silty clay loam, sand, loamy sand, sandy loam, loam, silt loam, silt, someone please tell me where Yoplait belongs in this I want to be able to sleep again
August 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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doing the most on Twitch today
Screenshot of Twitch chat, where the following is being said: 3:04 adamshandy: thank you for the fact check ardcollider 3:04 adamshandy: you are a piss scientist
August 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM