Turned up to vote with my voting card. Woman says to me ‘but you’re not XXXX XXXX’ looked down and the voting card that got posted to my address was in a fellas name who wasn’t even the previous owner. They kept a tight eye on me after that

Getting new flooring down for my home office today so cleared everything out and put a pot of paint on top of an old mini freezer on landing. Yes pot went flying later last night. Now I have to go to the flooring shop after floor and order more flooring. Ask me how I am though

Let’s make a list of all the Irish influencers besties with Erin McGregor who have failed to share the good news today. Imagine how deep you have to flush your moral compass down a toilet to continue hanging around with people who condone and protect a rapist. Snake belly levels

This may be the night I bite the bullet and delete the hell app. A fella just tweeted to say some of the things Nikita stated were questionable and ‘not a good look’ but he’s glad overall with the result as if it was a fucking Sky Atlantic 6 part drama he’s reviewing

So are the shops going to clear their shelves of the rapist jungle juice Black Forge stout or are we going to have to enforce a nationwide boycott until they do?

Anyone else can’t sleep so on Just Eat planning their Friday night takeaway or are you normal 👀

Whilst drinking endless cups of coffee, pints, glasses of wine in Spain, observed so many dogs sitting with their owner and barking like mad men at dogs walking by and the walking dog being like this 50 cent gif ‘why did he say fuck me for!??’ Like true betrayal 🇪🇸

Can I claim compensation for the horror that last time I was on this app I was 35 and I’m gonna be 37 in 3 weeks so is it worth the thumb exercise to change it to 36 like Sunlife Funeral Plan just hit me up now ffs and give me the golden Parker pen 😭😭😭

What’s an egg chamber and will the eggs be boiled or fried or poached?

Anyone else only truly realising today that Bluesky isn’t Mastadoon? Like theoretically know the difference and signed up to both at one point but they melded into one in my memory?

They should call the Maynooth Airport Hopper bus the ‘Maynooth Airport-tyres barely hop the tarmac- bus’ holy mother of god is the driver on a promise

Flight back from Malaga, a roar from an aul fella behind me ‘Bridie you packed me an odd pair of flight socks’! The phonecall to The Hague must’ve had to wait until we landed

The resurgence of Harp Lager is about the only thing I feel hopeful for the future about this week🫡

Main takeaway this week was centrists tut tutting at the rest us for loosely assuming that those responsible for a bombed hospital in Gaza were the people bombing Gaza