Small soldiers 2, but the cast is all just a bunch of E-celeb plushies.

So a sacred sword needs to be full of angels, gotcha.

Guessing it's the guy in the google dock.
Well, I suppose for what it's worth, if I randomly start seeing some rumors about you, I'll know it's fake.

Oh wow, what a fucking loser.

Everyone is allowed to grow.
Anyone that brings out ancient shit like that is probably stuck in the past themselves.

So what is this, like a guy that goes around making shit up about people or...?

"COOTIES! REEEEEEE!"

[Snakes audibly]

So its kind of like comissions but by way of the bartering system, sorta?

Makes me wonder how much wheat, apples and pretty seashell necklaces would equal one comission.

I mean, I gave you a whole "or something" to work with, so knock yourself out. 😄

I dont know if anyone has specifically adressed this, but it seems like that would be a pretty obvious way to cheat yourself into effective immortality until then as well, and I'll be kind of surprised if this really never occured to the shows creator.

I mean teeeeechnically ☝️🤓 youre not allowed to write anything thats just straight impossible, but I suppose all that means is you could put down a late but reasonably plausible age. Like 98 or something.

🎶Il est oraaaaaaaannge🎶