Just tell them you're not a valid selection because you hate cops and can't be impartial.

Felt

You're probably right to, but what'd he do?

I love when devs know their audience.

-GASP-

Just woke up, saw this, was like "What's he talking about," opened Twitter...

"... Huh."

A BABYYYYYYY

You had ONE job 😃

Omg I was just thinking that last night!!

I can hear it in her voice.

I mean, why waste good hotel room lighting?

Poor Alphie. I'm so sorry for your loss, and I can only imagine what you must be going through.

It helps to remember that dogs don't share human customs about death, and you didn't disappoint him at all by not being there.

He would just remember he had a happy life with you. Take comfort in that.

So beautiful 😍

... No.

Time to burn it to the ground 😀

I cannot imagine it's anything but spite at this point.