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People who don't vote are even dumber and more uninformed than people who do. They'd be a menace in the voting booth.
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
He’s only in his *sob* 20s *sob*
November 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
We're just going to bomb them. Trump thinks he's solved war by just bombing from the air, like no one ever thought of that before.
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"This is what we did in Chicago, unlike what we did in Chicago"
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I really don't know what to do with an opposition who can't make hay out of this.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The continuity of Bond from Connery to Brosnan was extremely loose anyway. A few villains made repeat appearances early on, and in the 70s and 80s, every couple of films, Bond would remember his wife was killed and he'd be sad for ten seconds.
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It's bizarre that anyone would think No Time To Die's ending is problem in this age of constant franchise reboots. The Craig films are their own thing, from start to finish. There's no need to reference them in a new series.
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Not the same without the headphones.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
R.E.S.I.G.N.
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Drunk again!
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Can we get DNA tests on those three kids?
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Big Ceaușescu energy.
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Just the tip
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Everyone who voted to confirm Marco Rubio as Secretary of State has to go.
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
They all have to go.
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Olivia de Havilland in The Heiress
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
2027 or GTFO
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I can't imagine that Trump will have a problem printing up more checks with his name on it. There will be nominal Republican resistance, but they'll find the votes. Democrats will eagerly save Trump's bacon.
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"Oh no, I lost! Might you have a position for me in your administration, sir?"
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Wow, anything to get out of the House.
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Every story says violent "texts" but was there more than one? Even if you accept the bad faith interpretation of the ancient "two bullets" joke. The children dying thing sounds just like Coyner's unverifiable claim about a phone call between the two of them.
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Human centipede
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM