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(Opinions on things may have changed since originally posted)
(Opinions on things may have changed since originally posted)
Monument Valley 3 - 8.5/10
These games are so cool. You can pull this same stunt a third time, and I still love it.
These games are so cool. You can pull this same stunt a third time, and I still love it.
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Monument Valley 3 - 8.5/10
These games are so cool. You can pull this same stunt a third time, and I still love it.
These games are so cool. You can pull this same stunt a third time, and I still love it.
Blue Giant - 9/10
I should really try to learn to play saxophone sometime in my life. Jazz rules.
Cool ass film. Every performance here is better than the last, god DAMN bro. Had me super emotional at the end.
I should really try to learn to play saxophone sometime in my life. Jazz rules.
Cool ass film. Every performance here is better than the last, god DAMN bro. Had me super emotional at the end.
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Blue Giant - 9/10
I should really try to learn to play saxophone sometime in my life. Jazz rules.
Cool ass film. Every performance here is better than the last, god DAMN bro. Had me super emotional at the end.
I should really try to learn to play saxophone sometime in my life. Jazz rules.
Cool ass film. Every performance here is better than the last, god DAMN bro. Had me super emotional at the end.
Metroid Prime Hunters - 2/10
There's some novelty to having a Prime game for DS, but holy shit, parts of this are just made wrong.
Some enemies move way too fast for your limited control scheme, the same 2 bosses are basically used 4 times each, and why is there always a timed escape afterwards?
There's some novelty to having a Prime game for DS, but holy shit, parts of this are just made wrong.
Some enemies move way too fast for your limited control scheme, the same 2 bosses are basically used 4 times each, and why is there always a timed escape afterwards?
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Metroid Prime Hunters - 2/10
There's some novelty to having a Prime game for DS, but holy shit, parts of this are just made wrong.
Some enemies move way too fast for your limited control scheme, the same 2 bosses are basically used 4 times each, and why is there always a timed escape afterwards?
There's some novelty to having a Prime game for DS, but holy shit, parts of this are just made wrong.
Some enemies move way too fast for your limited control scheme, the same 2 bosses are basically used 4 times each, and why is there always a timed escape afterwards?
What a Nightmare, Charlie Brown! - 5.5/10
I think today has proven to me that not all dogs go to heaven. Snoopy will pay for his crimes.
I think today has proven to me that not all dogs go to heaven. Snoopy will pay for his crimes.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What a Nightmare, Charlie Brown! - 5.5/10
I think today has proven to me that not all dogs go to heaven. Snoopy will pay for his crimes.
I think today has proven to me that not all dogs go to heaven. Snoopy will pay for his crimes.
Why, Charlie Brown, Why? - 8.5/10
Okay, first, what do you mean there's a Charlie Brown special where a one-off character gets cancer?
Linus almost decks a kid. Gotta respect the balls he had, never knew he had it in him.
Snoopy almost certainly committed medical malpractice here.
Okay, first, what do you mean there's a Charlie Brown special where a one-off character gets cancer?
Linus almost decks a kid. Gotta respect the balls he had, never knew he had it in him.
Snoopy almost certainly committed medical malpractice here.
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Why, Charlie Brown, Why? - 8.5/10
Okay, first, what do you mean there's a Charlie Brown special where a one-off character gets cancer?
Linus almost decks a kid. Gotta respect the balls he had, never knew he had it in him.
Snoopy almost certainly committed medical malpractice here.
Okay, first, what do you mean there's a Charlie Brown special where a one-off character gets cancer?
Linus almost decks a kid. Gotta respect the balls he had, never knew he had it in him.
Snoopy almost certainly committed medical malpractice here.
Christmas with the Kranks - 1.5/10
The writing of this makes no sense. Every character sucks, but the ones that suck the least seem to get the brunt of everyone's shit. It leaves me confused as to what they want me to be laughing at, most of the "humor" doesn't work, it's just weirdly hypocritical.
The writing of this makes no sense. Every character sucks, but the ones that suck the least seem to get the brunt of everyone's shit. It leaves me confused as to what they want me to be laughing at, most of the "humor" doesn't work, it's just weirdly hypocritical.
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Christmas with the Kranks - 1.5/10
The writing of this makes no sense. Every character sucks, but the ones that suck the least seem to get the brunt of everyone's shit. It leaves me confused as to what they want me to be laughing at, most of the "humor" doesn't work, it's just weirdly hypocritical.
The writing of this makes no sense. Every character sucks, but the ones that suck the least seem to get the brunt of everyone's shit. It leaves me confused as to what they want me to be laughing at, most of the "humor" doesn't work, it's just weirdly hypocritical.
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 - 10/10
I think there should be a video game equivalent to the word cinema.
Anyways, easily my game of the year. No question.
I think there should be a video game equivalent to the word cinema.
Anyways, easily my game of the year. No question.
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 - 10/10
I think there should be a video game equivalent to the word cinema.
Anyways, easily my game of the year. No question.
I think there should be a video game equivalent to the word cinema.
Anyways, easily my game of the year. No question.
Kingdom Hearts Real-Time Fandub (Episode 5) - 9/10
The ride for this project was incredible. Felt like it only got better the more of these got put out.
WayneRadioTV as Donald has infested my brain.
The ride for this project was incredible. Felt like it only got better the more of these got put out.
WayneRadioTV as Donald has infested my brain.
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Kingdom Hearts Real-Time Fandub (Episode 5) - 9/10
The ride for this project was incredible. Felt like it only got better the more of these got put out.
WayneRadioTV as Donald has infested my brain.
The ride for this project was incredible. Felt like it only got better the more of these got put out.
WayneRadioTV as Donald has infested my brain.
Call of the Night (s2) - 5/10
Would not call it good and.... it kinda has some creepy tones about it. But man, it's still a guilty pleasure of mine, despite how schlocky it is.
Sometimes you need a show that'll have doomed yuri in the same episode that a character dissects their NTR preferences.
Would not call it good and.... it kinda has some creepy tones about it. But man, it's still a guilty pleasure of mine, despite how schlocky it is.
Sometimes you need a show that'll have doomed yuri in the same episode that a character dissects their NTR preferences.
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Call of the Night (s2) - 5/10
Would not call it good and.... it kinda has some creepy tones about it. But man, it's still a guilty pleasure of mine, despite how schlocky it is.
Sometimes you need a show that'll have doomed yuri in the same episode that a character dissects their NTR preferences.
Would not call it good and.... it kinda has some creepy tones about it. But man, it's still a guilty pleasure of mine, despite how schlocky it is.
Sometimes you need a show that'll have doomed yuri in the same episode that a character dissects their NTR preferences.
Pokémon Legends: Z-A - 6/10
A fairly cool game, even if it is significantly weaker than Arceus. The new battle system, while I have issues with it, is respectable. I like the new stuff this introduces, though a lot of it feels largely underbaked. But fucking up the catching system is unforgivable.
A fairly cool game, even if it is significantly weaker than Arceus. The new battle system, while I have issues with it, is respectable. I like the new stuff this introduces, though a lot of it feels largely underbaked. But fucking up the catching system is unforgivable.
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Pokémon Legends: Z-A - 6/10
A fairly cool game, even if it is significantly weaker than Arceus. The new battle system, while I have issues with it, is respectable. I like the new stuff this introduces, though a lot of it feels largely underbaked. But fucking up the catching system is unforgivable.
A fairly cool game, even if it is significantly weaker than Arceus. The new battle system, while I have issues with it, is respectable. I like the new stuff this introduces, though a lot of it feels largely underbaked. But fucking up the catching system is unforgivable.
Kingdom Hearts Real-Time Fandub (Episode 4) - Heaven + Donald = Awesome/10
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Kingdom Hearts Real-Time Fandub (Episode 4) - Heaven + Donald = Awesome/10
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption - 7/10
A pretty cool game with quite a few drawbacks. The way they integrated motion controls is charming, but man, you really could've made this better without them. Also, having voiced companions just for them to be boss fights is kind of lame. Prefer 1 and 2 more.
A pretty cool game with quite a few drawbacks. The way they integrated motion controls is charming, but man, you really could've made this better without them. Also, having voiced companions just for them to be boss fights is kind of lame. Prefer 1 and 2 more.
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption - 7/10
A pretty cool game with quite a few drawbacks. The way they integrated motion controls is charming, but man, you really could've made this better without them. Also, having voiced companions just for them to be boss fights is kind of lame. Prefer 1 and 2 more.
A pretty cool game with quite a few drawbacks. The way they integrated motion controls is charming, but man, you really could've made this better without them. Also, having voiced companions just for them to be boss fights is kind of lame. Prefer 1 and 2 more.
Kingdom Hearts Real-Time Fandub (Episode 3) - Rabbit, You Can't Be Saying That/10
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Kingdom Hearts Real-Time Fandub (Episode 3) - Rabbit, You Can't Be Saying That/10
Kingdom Hearts Real-Time Fandub (Episode 2) - Colonoscopy/10
October 30, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Kingdom Hearts Real-Time Fandub (Episode 2) - Colonoscopy/10
Chainsaw Man - The Movie: Reze Arc - 10/10
More than worth the wait in my eyes. Has one of the sickest action scenes I've ever seen, and Reze's just a really cool character, love her.
Thank god Denji's here to break up the horrors though. Love his dumbass stupid ass self, most real ass dude fr.
More than worth the wait in my eyes. Has one of the sickest action scenes I've ever seen, and Reze's just a really cool character, love her.
Thank god Denji's here to break up the horrors though. Love his dumbass stupid ass self, most real ass dude fr.
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Chainsaw Man - The Movie: Reze Arc - 10/10
More than worth the wait in my eyes. Has one of the sickest action scenes I've ever seen, and Reze's just a really cool character, love her.
Thank god Denji's here to break up the horrors though. Love his dumbass stupid ass self, most real ass dude fr.
More than worth the wait in my eyes. Has one of the sickest action scenes I've ever seen, and Reze's just a really cool character, love her.
Thank god Denji's here to break up the horrors though. Love his dumbass stupid ass self, most real ass dude fr.
Coraline - 9/10
A movie that I would've absolutely hated when I was younger that I absolutely love now.
Its visuals are GORGEOUS, the stop motion is insane, and even watching it you really just get a feeling like you're reading a classic horror novel. It's really cool.
A movie that I would've absolutely hated when I was younger that I absolutely love now.
Its visuals are GORGEOUS, the stop motion is insane, and even watching it you really just get a feeling like you're reading a classic horror novel. It's really cool.
October 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Coraline - 9/10
A movie that I would've absolutely hated when I was younger that I absolutely love now.
Its visuals are GORGEOUS, the stop motion is insane, and even watching it you really just get a feeling like you're reading a classic horror novel. It's really cool.
A movie that I would've absolutely hated when I was younger that I absolutely love now.
Its visuals are GORGEOUS, the stop motion is insane, and even watching it you really just get a feeling like you're reading a classic horror novel. It's really cool.
Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy - 5.5/10
The most ambitious and impressive in the series. It's a shame how much I did not care for it.
Too much of this game feels like bloat. The story and twists that should be cool just felt underwhelming, there just isn't good enough setup for it.
The most ambitious and impressive in the series. It's a shame how much I did not care for it.
Too much of this game feels like bloat. The story and twists that should be cool just felt underwhelming, there just isn't good enough setup for it.
October 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy - 5.5/10
The most ambitious and impressive in the series. It's a shame how much I did not care for it.
Too much of this game feels like bloat. The story and twists that should be cool just felt underwhelming, there just isn't good enough setup for it.
The most ambitious and impressive in the series. It's a shame how much I did not care for it.
Too much of this game feels like bloat. The story and twists that should be cool just felt underwhelming, there just isn't good enough setup for it.
Kingdom Hearts Real-Time Fandub (Episode 1) - Ababa/10
October 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Kingdom Hearts Real-Time Fandub (Episode 1) - Ababa/10
To Catch a Yeti - 2/10
They at least had some sort of vision despite their shoestring budget. You kind of have to respect that much.
Too bad what they ended up with was this horrifying sleep paralysis demon.
They at least had some sort of vision despite their shoestring budget. You kind of have to respect that much.
Too bad what they ended up with was this horrifying sleep paralysis demon.
October 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
To Catch a Yeti - 2/10
They at least had some sort of vision despite their shoestring budget. You kind of have to respect that much.
Too bad what they ended up with was this horrifying sleep paralysis demon.
They at least had some sort of vision despite their shoestring budget. You kind of have to respect that much.
Too bad what they ended up with was this horrifying sleep paralysis demon.
Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva - 8/10
They did a great job translating this universe into a movie. Seeing everyone (minus the fraud Descole) in a full film is awesome, and there's a lot of cool easter eggs here. Only having 4 puzzles is pussy shit though, these villains need to step it up.
They did a great job translating this universe into a movie. Seeing everyone (minus the fraud Descole) in a full film is awesome, and there's a lot of cool easter eggs here. Only having 4 puzzles is pussy shit though, these villains need to step it up.
October 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva - 8/10
They did a great job translating this universe into a movie. Seeing everyone (minus the fraud Descole) in a full film is awesome, and there's a lot of cool easter eggs here. Only having 4 puzzles is pussy shit though, these villains need to step it up.
They did a great job translating this universe into a movie. Seeing everyone (minus the fraud Descole) in a full film is awesome, and there's a lot of cool easter eggs here. Only having 4 puzzles is pussy shit though, these villains need to step it up.
Thunderbirds (2004) - 5/10
This is a good watch for people who can enjoy the charm of a Spy Kids movie. Very similar vibes with this being a lower-budget kids film that still has fun, quirky costume and set design. Though even then, it winds up to being just kind of okay.
This is a good watch for people who can enjoy the charm of a Spy Kids movie. Very similar vibes with this being a lower-budget kids film that still has fun, quirky costume and set design. Though even then, it winds up to being just kind of okay.
October 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Thunderbirds (2004) - 5/10
This is a good watch for people who can enjoy the charm of a Spy Kids movie. Very similar vibes with this being a lower-budget kids film that still has fun, quirky costume and set design. Though even then, it winds up to being just kind of okay.
This is a good watch for people who can enjoy the charm of a Spy Kids movie. Very similar vibes with this being a lower-budget kids film that still has fun, quirky costume and set design. Though even then, it winds up to being just kind of okay.
Norm of the North - 0/10
Worthless.
Worthless.
October 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Norm of the North - 0/10
Worthless.
Worthless.
Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask - 7.5/10
A lot of the enhancements this adds to the series are great. The switch to 3D is a little jarring, but they do fairly well transitioning over. It's really cool. Just don't know if I needed a Zelda dungeon for a whole chapter.
A lot of the enhancements this adds to the series are great. The switch to 3D is a little jarring, but they do fairly well transitioning over. It's really cool. Just don't know if I needed a Zelda dungeon for a whole chapter.
October 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask - 7.5/10
A lot of the enhancements this adds to the series are great. The switch to 3D is a little jarring, but they do fairly well transitioning over. It's really cool. Just don't know if I needed a Zelda dungeon for a whole chapter.
A lot of the enhancements this adds to the series are great. The switch to 3D is a little jarring, but they do fairly well transitioning over. It's really cool. Just don't know if I needed a Zelda dungeon for a whole chapter.
Kung Fu Panda 4 - 5.5/10
This is a shonen filler arc. It's not terrible, but it definitely feels as though this was made just as a safety net in Dreamworks' release schedule. A shame since it has a lot of cool ideas, just sucky execution.
Hopefully, they'll have an actual plan for the next one.
This is a shonen filler arc. It's not terrible, but it definitely feels as though this was made just as a safety net in Dreamworks' release schedule. A shame since it has a lot of cool ideas, just sucky execution.
Hopefully, they'll have an actual plan for the next one.
October 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Kung Fu Panda 4 - 5.5/10
This is a shonen filler arc. It's not terrible, but it definitely feels as though this was made just as a safety net in Dreamworks' release schedule. A shame since it has a lot of cool ideas, just sucky execution.
Hopefully, they'll have an actual plan for the next one.
This is a shonen filler arc. It's not terrible, but it definitely feels as though this was made just as a safety net in Dreamworks' release schedule. A shame since it has a lot of cool ideas, just sucky execution.
Hopefully, they'll have an actual plan for the next one.
Space Chimps (movie) - 1/10
This is so fucking ugly dude.
This is so fucking ugly dude.
October 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Space Chimps (movie) - 1/10
This is so fucking ugly dude.
This is so fucking ugly dude.