The only Bass you need

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I’m pretty sure I’m gonna have nightmares about this tonight…

lol… the shit my brain comes up with when I’m trying to avoid working

Agreed, I’m not sure Don Key knows his limits…

Seriously. Pretty sure the whole heart extraction scene was actually when the trip started to turn and he encountered a fire lit room of workers removing sour mash from old barrels.

You think we can get Kiefer to play Mr Kong in the live action adaptation?!?

Of course, did I fail to mention the rack house was in an old abandoned mine? It makes total sense, whiskey ages best in cold climates and mines are naturally cool. His nephew, was actually the poor guard that he bamboozled into joining him on his adventure.

Donkey Kong is really the untold story of a guy who took too much LSD and got stuck in a whiskey rack house. There was a mustachioed chap trying to chase him out with a rubber mallet and all he could do was chunk whiskey barrels at him.

I was chief safety officer in college, responsible for many impromptu safety meetings. Now my dogs just watch me and wander why I’m coughing so much 🫠🫠🫠

Haha I had a cat that would do that at night. We never actually saw him doing it, but we would find these impressions in the carpet of a butt and two front paws facing our bed. He would only do it at night. watching us sleep… super creepy lol