Archie
@archie-london.bsky.social
Geezer needs some hair clippers
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Geezer needs some hair clippers
I spoke to a local councillor about this a couple of years ago - the reasoning was that the disruption to close down a road long enough to do full resurfacing wasn't worth the bother vs a quick band aid every now and again.
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I spoke to a local councillor about this a couple of years ago - the reasoning was that the disruption to close down a road long enough to do full resurfacing wasn't worth the bother vs a quick band aid every now and again.
Needs the cartoon "oodla oodla oodla" sound effect
December 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Needs the cartoon "oodla oodla oodla" sound effect
He's also said he wasn't racist at school
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
He's also said he wasn't racist at school
Brian's a filthy pervert, why are you even still with him?
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Brian's a filthy pervert, why are you even still with him?
Why are you keeping a dog in your fridge?
December 3, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Why are you keeping a dog in your fridge?
Bloody immigrants coming over here writing our plays.
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Bloody immigrants coming over here writing our plays.
Anthropomorphic Penis is my Tinder name
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Anthropomorphic Penis is my Tinder name
Love that. Maybe ask Reddit how to fix your voice?
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Love that. Maybe ask Reddit how to fix your voice?
Hammersmith last night
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hammersmith last night
"Local residents demand council fix problem that is not on council land." Do they ask the council to come and fix their washing machines?
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 AM
"Local residents demand council fix problem that is not on council land." Do they ask the council to come and fix their washing machines?
Chapeau sir, very clever
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Chapeau sir, very clever
At least it wasn't Mike. Or Nigel.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
At least it wasn't Mike. Or Nigel.
Which of the two of you got the most answers right?
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Which of the two of you got the most answers right?
I think you'll win over more of the 50+ crowd with a less anti-Nato stance. Having said that maybe you don't even need the 50+ crowd.
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I think you'll win over more of the 50+ crowd with a less anti-Nato stance. Having said that maybe you don't even need the 50+ crowd.
Labour seem to be labouring (sorry) under the impression that they won because so many people voted for them, rather than because so many people voting against the Tories. That's a very transient voter base. They have shifted so far to the dark side since then, they will also lose the left.
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Labour seem to be labouring (sorry) under the impression that they won because so many people voted for them, rather than because so many people voting against the Tories. That's a very transient voter base. They have shifted so far to the dark side since then, they will also lose the left.
Perhaps you could increase the frequency of this reminder, your message doesn't seem to be getting through.
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Perhaps you could increase the frequency of this reminder, your message doesn't seem to be getting through.
Did you hear the horrible news about his brother?
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Did you hear the horrible news about his brother?
Blimey took me a while to even figure out what 'GUNIS' meant
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Blimey took me a while to even figure out what 'GUNIS' meant
Nice to see father and son lampposts out for a morning stroll...
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Nice to see father and son lampposts out for a morning stroll...