STARBOY!
@archdukematthew.bsky.social
Even though we're going through it and it makes you feel alone, just know that I'd DIE FOR YOU.
☆A transmasculine portrayal of Matt from Eddsworld.
☆Layout art by battygutzz on tumblr.
☆Layout itself by @/DUDETTENEXTDOOR
☆A transmasculine portrayal of Matt from Eddsworld.
☆Layout art by battygutzz on tumblr.
☆Layout itself by @/DUDETTENEXTDOOR
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[. . . Hungry again. What is up with him lately?]
April 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
[. . . Hungry again. What is up with him lately?]
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April 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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(( I think I'm going to make an oc for Inside Job who's supposed to be an enhanced security guard... meaning they're made up of nature's finest apex predators... but they have a soft heart so they're basically useless???
idk chat do we have thoughts?
idk chat do we have thoughts?
April 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
(( I think I'm going to make an oc for Inside Job who's supposed to be an enhanced security guard... meaning they're made up of nature's finest apex predators... but they have a soft heart so they're basically useless???
idk chat do we have thoughts?
idk chat do we have thoughts?
(( i... need to make an oc for this fucking show im dying /pos
if anyone wants 2 help hmu, ig??? ))
if anyone wants 2 help hmu, ig??? ))
April 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
(( i... need to make an oc for this fucking show im dying /pos
if anyone wants 2 help hmu, ig??? ))
if anyone wants 2 help hmu, ig??? ))
((watching inside job brb gamers <3 ))
March 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
((watching inside job brb gamers <3 ))
[Patting his clone's head, since he's taller. Being careful not to mess up his hair.]
'' ... ''
'' We'll figure it out. ''
There is an odd tone of... I guess stubbornness in his voice. Seriousness? He sounds very sure, I'll say that.
'' We'll figure it out. ''
There is an odd tone of... I guess stubbornness in his voice. Seriousness? He sounds very sure, I'll say that.
. . . Right. Hm.. It's definitely a strange situation.
March 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
[Patting his clone's head, since he's taller. Being careful not to mess up his hair.]
Don't worry too much, you will grow used to it. Lord knows I have.
I guess. I’m just so confused though.
[There's a human, normal Matt, and then there's this one. Tired archduke of vampires who is just hungry all the time. Looks over at Edd.]
New to the multiverse, huh.
New to the multiverse, huh.
March 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Don't worry too much, you will grow used to it. Lord knows I have.
. . . Right. Hm.. It's definitely a strange situation.
'' I've tried that! If he knew we would be having a great time!
... Or I would be, I don't think Edd and Tom would love eating the same thing every night and I can only cook so much. ''
... Or I would be, I don't think Edd and Tom would love eating the same thing every night and I can only cook so much. ''
That's the spirit. Maybe have Tom ask the kid, after all, Tom's the only one who is relatively close to 'im. . .
March 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
. . . Right. Hm.. It's definitely a strange situation.
[There's a human, normal Matt, and then there's this one. Tired archduke of vampires who is just hungry all the time. Looks over at Edd.]
New to the multiverse, huh.
New to the multiverse, huh.
Wait. There’s 2 Matt’s? I’m so confused.
[Here, but at what cost.]
March 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
[There's a human, normal Matt, and then there's this one. Tired archduke of vampires who is just hungry all the time. Looks over at Edd.]
New to the multiverse, huh.
New to the multiverse, huh.
That's the spirit. Maybe have Tom ask the kid, after all, Tom's the only one who is relatively close to 'im. . .
'' ... I thought they just ate FOOD--- actually you know what.
That does explain the gun. ''
No the fuck it does not???
'' ...💧''
'' Well! I'm not giving up on the kid! There's gotta be... SOMETHING normal he will eat! ''
That does explain the gun. ''
No the fuck it does not???
'' ...💧''
'' Well! I'm not giving up on the kid! There's gotta be... SOMETHING normal he will eat! ''
Ska's American, I'm pretty sure.
[The vampire raises a brow, but shakes off any confusion or bewilderment.]
Yeah, they don't eat like us over there.
[The vampire raises a brow, but shakes off any confusion or bewilderment.]
Yeah, they don't eat like us over there.
March 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
That's the spirit. Maybe have Tom ask the kid, after all, Tom's the only one who is relatively close to 'im. . .
[Here, but at what cost.]
I guess I’ll just have to figure it out for myself. I’m wondering if Tom and Matt are here.
March 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
[Here, but at what cost.]
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(( i need to watch inside job so i can make an oc but i dont have streaming or sites to watch it that wont give my comp mad stds...))
March 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
(( i need to watch inside job so i can make an oc but i dont have streaming or sites to watch it that wont give my comp mad stds...))
Ska's American, I'm pretty sure.
[The vampire raises a brow, but shakes off any confusion or bewilderment.]
Yeah, they don't eat like us over there.
[The vampire raises a brow, but shakes off any confusion or bewilderment.]
Yeah, they don't eat like us over there.
'' Oh come on, he can cook... A LITTLE--- That shit was straight up disturbing though. Eugh. ''
Shudder.
'' ... he's American? I thought he was British. ''
You had like three minutes of being smart that was too much.
'' Oooh that explains SO much- ''
Shudder.
'' ... he's American? I thought he was British. ''
You had like three minutes of being smart that was too much.
'' Oooh that explains SO much- ''
And Tom can't cook for the life of him. We all know this. Remember that time we had that cereal party and he was pouring milk in? Man, the fire took forever to put out!
[A sigh, as he hums.]
Right. . . he's American, his diet's all messed up...
[A sigh, as he hums.]
Right. . . he's American, his diet's all messed up...
March 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ska's American, I'm pretty sure.
[The vampire raises a brow, but shakes off any confusion or bewilderment.]
Yeah, they don't eat like us over there.
[The vampire raises a brow, but shakes off any confusion or bewilderment.]
Yeah, they don't eat like us over there.
. . . [Does not like the talk of him being a boytoy.]
March 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
. . . [Does not like the talk of him being a boytoy.]
And Tom can't cook for the life of him. We all know this. Remember that time we had that cereal party and he was pouring milk in? Man, the fire took forever to put out!
[A sigh, as he hums.]
Right. . . he's American, his diet's all messed up...
[A sigh, as he hums.]
Right. . . he's American, his diet's all messed up...
work with what I can.
...
I feel like he just doesn't wanna eat it because I'm cooking it. ''
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I feel like he just doesn't wanna eat it because I'm cooking it. ''
March 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
And Tom can't cook for the life of him. We all know this. Remember that time we had that cereal party and he was pouring milk in? Man, the fire took forever to put out!
[A sigh, as he hums.]
Right. . . he's American, his diet's all messed up...
[A sigh, as he hums.]
Right. . . he's American, his diet's all messed up...
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He likes candy, and that isn't exactly the diet of champions...speaking of, [He looks over the list.]
You might have to add a bit more nutritional value to this. You know, maybe looking at the food pyramid diagram would help?
You might have to add a bit more nutritional value to this. You know, maybe looking at the food pyramid diagram would help?
'' Oh, that's fiiiiine! We get versions of ourselves in our house all of the time! Never Ska though.
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Actually speaking of Ska I'm trying to figure out what to do about his whole. food situation-? ''
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Actually speaking of Ska I'm trying to figure out what to do about his whole. food situation-? ''
[Stepping back a little bit, to give the other some space.]
Sorry, popped up in the wrong house again. But, curiosity pulled me to you right now. What are you doing?
Sorry, popped up in the wrong house again. But, curiosity pulled me to you right now. What are you doing?
March 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
He likes candy, and that isn't exactly the diet of champions...speaking of, [He looks over the list.]
You might have to add a bit more nutritional value to this. You know, maybe looking at the food pyramid diagram would help?
You might have to add a bit more nutritional value to this. You know, maybe looking at the food pyramid diagram would help?
Yeah! Lord of the vampires, Matthew. . . Maybe I should give myself a new name, because "Matthew" doesn't really scream "Vampiric Lord".
[Head tilt.]
If I pinky promise to not touch them, can I see?
[Head tilt.]
If I pinky promise to not touch them, can I see?
March 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Yeah! Lord of the vampires, Matthew. . . Maybe I should give myself a new name, because "Matthew" doesn't really scream "Vampiric Lord".
[Head tilt.]
If I pinky promise to not touch them, can I see?
[Head tilt.]
If I pinky promise to not touch them, can I see?
[Stepping back a little bit, to give the other some space.]
Sorry, popped up in the wrong house again. But, curiosity pulled me to you right now. What are you doing?
Sorry, popped up in the wrong house again. But, curiosity pulled me to you right now. What are you doing?
Nothing YET.
'' Oh-! ''
Turning his head to look over his shoulder.
'' Hey, me! ''
'' Oh-! ''
Turning his head to look over his shoulder.
'' Hey, me! ''
[A tiny hum. What is bro cooking...]
March 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
[Stepping back a little bit, to give the other some space.]
Sorry, popped up in the wrong house again. But, curiosity pulled me to you right now. What are you doing?
Sorry, popped up in the wrong house again. But, curiosity pulled me to you right now. What are you doing?
You're just doing a very good job at making me want to tear you apart.
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⠀⠀⠀veryyy feisty aren't we ？
⠀⠀⠀veryyy feisty aren't we ？
I can turn you into a raisin without a single thought.
March 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You're just doing a very good job at making me want to tear you apart.