Archangel Gabriel
@archangelicgabriel.bsky.social
Messenger of God, Prince of Heaven, and First-Order Archangel (currently on sabbatical)
Hm. Yes. I guess you could. Next time you're granted Visitation Leave, we can conduct more research.
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Hm. Yes. I guess you could. Next time you're granted Visitation Leave, we can conduct more research.
It was certainly something. The more time I spend Visiting the humans, the more I discover about them. It's... interesting.
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 AM
It was certainly something. The more time I spend Visiting the humans, the more I discover about them. It's... interesting.
Oh- uh, yes. Fun. That would be the word *you'd* use to describe being shown all the popular human places. You were certainly enthusiastic about it, I'll give you that. And loud.
And, uh. I suppose I had fun too.
And, uh. I suppose I had fun too.
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Oh- uh, yes. Fun. That would be the word *you'd* use to describe being shown all the popular human places. You were certainly enthusiastic about it, I'll give you that. And loud.
And, uh. I suppose I had fun too.
And, uh. I suppose I had fun too.
"Friend" is a strong word.
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
"Friend" is a strong word.
Unfortunate.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Unfortunate.
... I believe they might be able to, yes.
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
... I believe they might be able to, yes.
Huh. Sounds both concise and thorough. Are they just for vehicles, or can humans wear them? It could help avoid time-wasting conversations.
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Huh. Sounds both concise and thorough. Are they just for vehicles, or can humans wear them? It could help avoid time-wasting conversations.
They do? I never understood why humans became attached to things when the Kingdom Of Heaven is so much bigger.
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
They do? I never understood why humans became attached to things when the Kingdom Of Heaven is so much bigger.
Unique, sure.
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Unique, sure.
So humans staring at a bench and defacing it is what makes it famous. I will never fully understand you creatures.
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So humans staring at a bench and defacing it is what makes it famous. I will never fully understand you creatures.
What would make a bench famous?
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
What would make a bench famous?
Of all the things that those flaming swords were meant to be used for...
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Of all the things that those flaming swords were meant to be used for...
I guess that does make sense.
What's a bumper sticker?
What's a bumper sticker?
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I guess that does make sense.
What's a bumper sticker?
What's a bumper sticker?
Considering all the things on Earth that usually distract him, don't say sorry. The same result could have come from a book, or a cake, or a torn piece of sheet music.
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Considering all the things on Earth that usually distract him, don't say sorry. The same result could have come from a book, or a cake, or a torn piece of sheet music.
Hm.
"Love exists" isn't terrible.
"Love exists" isn't terrible.
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Hm.
"Love exists" isn't terrible.
"Love exists" isn't terrible.
We gave humans emotional intelligence at the Beginning of everything, most of you just choose not to use it.
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
We gave humans emotional intelligence at the Beginning of everything, most of you just choose not to use it.
And here I thought you were distracted. Easy mistake to make.
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
And here I thought you were distracted. Easy mistake to make.
Condolences, Yeratel.
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Condolences, Yeratel.
He's been a little busy making promises and minor miracles happen for some humans. I can assure you that if he's full of anything right now, it's probably cheese.
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November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
He's been a little busy making promises and minor miracles happen for some humans. I can assure you that if he's full of anything right now, it's probably cheese.
bsky.app/profile/mrfe...
bsky.app/profile/mrfe...
If you're looking for Aziraphale, he's at @mrfell.bsky.social .
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If you're looking for Aziraphale, he's at @mrfell.bsky.social .
Don't waste time and books on Nazis, just fucking punch them.
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Don't waste time and books on Nazis, just fucking punch them.
Try reading to them first before attempting percussive education.
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Try reading to them first before attempting percussive education.
Not sure what you're doing there, but it seems like everyone is enjoying themselves.
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Not sure what you're doing there, but it seems like everyone is enjoying themselves.
Your words not mine.
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Your words not mine.