haha ok im normal again
[extremely loud incorrect buzzer]

damn. u right

trade offer:
i give
3 years of my life

i receive
a stable career that can financially support me without working to live to live to work

also. asked and answered

consider this: it would be much funnier to send her what i'm working on without letting on that there's gay sex in it until she gets there

yall really want me to send my mom just straight-up porn huh

"yeah i actually started posting a novel recently, here's the link"

:3

i have proof of them on my other account :]

unfortunately that is still the parent i feel more inclined to care about due to being the one that tried to help me in some way, even if he didn't fully understand how to. which makes it rly conflicting to have a conversation and see his age showing
familial relationships as an adult are fucked up

think the only time i saw him change an opinion in my entire life was abt immunizations after covid fucked him up so hard it became a question of finance (in hospital bills)

just a fundamentally, woefully disconnected perspective of reality, for someone who does not wish harm. endlessly infuriating

i can use this now, i'm licensed