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ArborMoon
@arbormoon.bsky.social
Visceral creature. Lunatic. Lover of TTRPGs. Politics understander.

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I just chuck out the classic "I don't use it, what else you got?"
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I mean, I want welll-maintained trains, busses, bike lanes, and pedestrian infrastructure too, but I'll take the dub on smaller cars if that's all I'm gonna get.
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Basically, this place is anti-worker by its very nature, and for that reason, and many more, I oppose it on a spiritual level.

Also, this is just an indoor trampoline park without any of the jumping, which I strongly despise.
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I like the idea, but this just looks like the most advanced version of the mcdonald's play place, and it instantly brings to mind what a 4-year-old having an upset tummy day would do to any of these clean, plasticky, sloped surfaces, and how grueling the aftermath would be to clean up for the staff.
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I want you to understand, I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THIS WAS A JOKE. I had to sit here thinking "why would she post this? what about this is worth posting about?" for a solid minute and a half before I actually got the joke. I am a cozypilled autism MACHINE.
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
She's a menace! A beast from the abyss!
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Tell your friends that you love them. Tell your distant family that you love them. Talk to the cashier at the grocery store about the day. Make casual conversation with others at the bus stop. Spend at least an hour talking to a neighbor each week. Make those small-but-solid human connections.
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The best part of this is that it's a complete nonsequitur in the middle of him talking about people getting vasectomies in their 20s, and he immediately goes back to the topic at hand. NL is my favorite streamer precisely because of shit like this.
November 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sidenote, thanks for your notes on NTBV optimization strats.

My RLC change has really helped to boost wider confidence for my chances in the Q2-24 rankings.

While I might sound snarky on here sometimes, I do really appreciate your work and hope to see more from you in the same vein in the future.
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I'm not going to tell you people that. I'm not a fucking science experiment, I'm a man, growing breasts, competitively, for money.

If my strat is effective, I want as few others as possible to replicate it, and if it's ineffective, I'll fail on my own merits.
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This is true of a world, but not this one. We can't ban social media any more than we can ban guns. It's all been proliferated too much. You can choose to live your life outside of this bubble, and I think you should, but most people will choose to go on as they have for well over a decade now.
October 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
The sad bug milf whose husband is a weird cartographer do really be saying it like it is. I also love that when you finally get all the maps in the game- [REDACTED FOR SPOILERS]
September 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Well, while you are playing in a fantasy game and a warrior could be blessed by some god to have immense strength, I feel like the punch wizard has a lot higher of a power ceiling when it comes to typical ability. Plus "punch wizard" is significantly more funny.
September 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I will continue to be inspired by the things you create, and there's nothing you can do about it! 😈

Keep doing what you do!
August 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM