At the end of the show make him grade his grades.

Please know that the majority of Americans vehemently disagree with pretty much everything that has taken place in our country since before the election. We did not vote for any of this. Hopefully there is a light at the end of this tunnel to hell where we have a chance to earn back your friendship.

As her husband, I can confirm that she never cries. And also that she NEVER sneezes. That's just not normal.