I have a very important question for the hive mind:
Apart from blood and cream, is there anything else that clots?
Apart from blood and cream, is there anything else that clots?
December 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I have a very important question for the hive mind:
Apart from blood and cream, is there anything else that clots?
Apart from blood and cream, is there anything else that clots?
How old were you when you first realised you were homophobic?
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
How old were you when you first realised you were homophobic?
Went to see Liminanas last night. Fantastic walls of sound. I was somewhat distracted by the lively guitarist in a leopard print jacket who bore a striking resemblance to Bernie Clifton though 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Went to see Liminanas last night. Fantastic walls of sound. I was somewhat distracted by the lively guitarist in a leopard print jacket who bore a striking resemblance to Bernie Clifton though 🤣
I need to be able to teleport like Timothy Claypole please
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I need to be able to teleport like Timothy Claypole please
I sometimes hate the ADHD part of my brain that automatically tries to spoonerise anything it comes into contact with...
...just been for a flu jab and now I have a phrase running around in my head that's both anti-semitic and fat shaming
...just been for a flu jab and now I have a phrase running around in my head that's both anti-semitic and fat shaming
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I sometimes hate the ADHD part of my brain that automatically tries to spoonerise anything it comes into contact with...
...just been for a flu jab and now I have a phrase running around in my head that's both anti-semitic and fat shaming
...just been for a flu jab and now I have a phrase running around in my head that's both anti-semitic and fat shaming
So I had pork slurs for dinner last night
October 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
So I had pork slurs for dinner last night
The USA needs Gunk on Troll
October 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The USA needs Gunk on Troll
So I'm considering some middle names for when I get a deed poll.
Mildred is high on the list, simply because I can answer enquiries as to why I've chosen it with 'because I have a morbid fear of flour'.
I may regret this if I ever develop a gluten intolerance
Mildred is high on the list, simply because I can answer enquiries as to why I've chosen it with 'because I have a morbid fear of flour'.
I may regret this if I ever develop a gluten intolerance
August 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
So I'm considering some middle names for when I get a deed poll.
Mildred is high on the list, simply because I can answer enquiries as to why I've chosen it with 'because I have a morbid fear of flour'.
I may regret this if I ever develop a gluten intolerance
Mildred is high on the list, simply because I can answer enquiries as to why I've chosen it with 'because I have a morbid fear of flour'.
I may regret this if I ever develop a gluten intolerance
Works of fiction that have been mistaken for playbooks:
The Rock
The Handmaid's Tale
Idiocracy
Passport to Pimlico
I'm not quite sure which is the worst
The Rock
The Handmaid's Tale
Idiocracy
Passport to Pimlico
I'm not quite sure which is the worst
April 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Works of fiction that have been mistaken for playbooks:
The Rock
The Handmaid's Tale
Idiocracy
Passport to Pimlico
I'm not quite sure which is the worst
The Rock
The Handmaid's Tale
Idiocracy
Passport to Pimlico
I'm not quite sure which is the worst
I'm finding it easier to look in the mirror each and every day
February 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I'm finding it easier to look in the mirror each and every day
Fuck it, how about we call it the Gulf of Cuba? 🤪
February 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Fuck it, how about we call it the Gulf of Cuba? 🤪
PSA if you use a work computer with that nasty widget thingy that tells you all of the shitty things that are going on in the world. You can preserve your mental health by switching it off.
Right click on the taskbar and choose Taskbar Settings.
Switch off Widgets
Right click on the taskbar and choose Taskbar Settings.
Switch off Widgets
February 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
PSA if you use a work computer with that nasty widget thingy that tells you all of the shitty things that are going on in the world. You can preserve your mental health by switching it off.
Right click on the taskbar and choose Taskbar Settings.
Switch off Widgets
Right click on the taskbar and choose Taskbar Settings.
Switch off Widgets
What the fuck even is Legitimate Interest anyway?
January 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
What the fuck even is Legitimate Interest anyway?
So, I done started a Substack to blither about music I like:
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January 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
So, I done started a Substack to blither about music I like:
arbiefenchurch.substack.com/p/where-do-i...
arbiefenchurch.substack.com/p/where-do-i...
Just a thought - based on how some folk love certain 'brands'. Do you think there's a market for a fragrance called Trump Musk?
January 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Just a thought - based on how some folk love certain 'brands'. Do you think there's a market for a fragrance called Trump Musk?
An hour of stabby stabby pluck pluck today. Because I'm worth it
January 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
An hour of stabby stabby pluck pluck today. Because I'm worth it
They say you can't hear a photo. This one has a bass line
January 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
They say you can't hear a photo. This one has a bass line
Seeing Obama talking and laughing with the big orange baby really brought home to me how the mainstream political parties all exist to maintain the status quo. Their differences are superficial
January 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Seeing Obama talking and laughing with the big orange baby really brought home to me how the mainstream political parties all exist to maintain the status quo. Their differences are superficial
Earlier I needed a small snack before bed, so I buttered a Cream Cracker and added blackcurrant jam. 10/10 would recommend. Strong scone-like taste but with added crunch. I can't be the first to try this can I?
January 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Earlier I needed a small snack before bed, so I buttered a Cream Cracker and added blackcurrant jam. 10/10 would recommend. Strong scone-like taste but with added crunch. I can't be the first to try this can I?
With added saturation
January 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
With added saturation
Maybe one day I'll find some estrogen in the middle aisle of Lidl. I live in hope
January 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Maybe one day I'll find some estrogen in the middle aisle of Lidl. I live in hope
A Christmas Carol except the middle aged protagonist wants to talk to the manager
December 20, 2024 at 4:34 PM
A Christmas Carol except the middle aged protagonist wants to talk to the manager