This is the best news!

Did you read past the headline?

The Onion should reprint all articles from their inception. They might just get a Pulitzer Prize after all.

Sham investigation that could have been resolved with phone calls.

How sickening

This is so sick.

The classiest!

Thank you Brett ❤️ they’ve shown continuously and over the years how much they disrespect the lives of their citizens. Were they even paying attention?

I just want to know if I’ll be able to see friends and family on Facebook again instead of ads and pages I never followed to begin with.

Hi! I’m a Jewish person who is very much a Zionist and I disagree with much of Israeli government policies under Netanyahu. I’m also an avid proponent of the 1st Amendment and find it disturbing that people are being deported and visas revoked for speaking out for Palestinians. Pure dictator move

Wow! Can he bend time as well?

What the hell is wrong with that man? Childish games, and for what?

Leopards and all