bluesky user #123
@arandombskyuser.bsky.social
idk i yap about tech and queer media
it’s been 5 weeks and the korean sunscreen i ordered still hasn’t reached me yet. living in the US in 2026 feels like living on a remote island
January 24, 2026 at 8:46 PM
it’s been 5 weeks and the korean sunscreen i ordered still hasn’t reached me yet. living in the US in 2026 feels like living on a remote island
finding unused door dash/uber eats credits from the time you bought gift cards from costco is the equivalent of finding a $100 bill in your old jeans’ pocket
January 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
finding unused door dash/uber eats credits from the time you bought gift cards from costco is the equivalent of finding a $100 bill in your old jeans’ pocket
“sorry, your face card was declined”
“no worries” *pays with dih card*
“no worries” *pays with dih card*
pretty penis privilege x
January 24, 2026 at 4:44 AM
“sorry, your face card was declined”
“no worries” *pays with dih card*
“no worries” *pays with dih card*
tiktok keeps showing me videos about people’s experience dating an aquarius. and i’ve now come to the conclusion that i’m not bad person, my astrology made me this way
January 23, 2026 at 10:54 PM
tiktok keeps showing me videos about people’s experience dating an aquarius. and i’ve now come to the conclusion that i’m not bad person, my astrology made me this way
if it weren’t for the shootings the world would think the US had no schools
January 23, 2026 at 9:20 PM
if it weren’t for the shootings the world would think the US had no schools
i haven’t been to panda express since forever ago, but do they not have chopsticks and spoons? eating rice with a fork is not a skill i’m proficient in
January 23, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i haven’t been to panda express since forever ago, but do they not have chopsticks and spoons? eating rice with a fork is not a skill i’m proficient in
looks like after a series of layoffs and budget cut, work is finally stocking vita coco coconut water in the cafeteria again.
i can excuse layoffs, but i draw the line at cutting vita coco.
i can excuse layoffs, but i draw the line at cutting vita coco.
a woman sits at a desk with her mouth open and says i can excuse racism but i draw the line
ALT: a woman sits at a desk with her mouth open and says i can excuse racism but i draw the line
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 9:05 PM
looks like after a series of layoffs and budget cut, work is finally stocking vita coco coconut water in the cafeteria again.
i can excuse layoffs, but i draw the line at cutting vita coco.
i can excuse layoffs, but i draw the line at cutting vita coco.
will pay look-alike to stand in for me at functions
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
will pay look-alike to stand in for me at functions
it’s been a tough day, but i’m glad it’s already a tuesday. we need more 4-day work week
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 AM
it’s been a tough day, but i’m glad it’s already a tuesday. we need more 4-day work week
she is so me fr
January 20, 2026 at 10:29 PM
she is so me fr
I’ll be honest, I could not get into Heated Rivalry, I’m just not interested in its plot.
Now, if you guys have seen Gregg Araki's Now Apocalypse (2019) or Julio Torres's Fantasmas (2024), then we can be besties because those are the types of queer media that I cannot get enough of.
Now, if you guys have seen Gregg Araki's Now Apocalypse (2019) or Julio Torres's Fantasmas (2024), then we can be besties because those are the types of queer media that I cannot get enough of.
January 20, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I’ll be honest, I could not get into Heated Rivalry, I’m just not interested in its plot.
Now, if you guys have seen Gregg Araki's Now Apocalypse (2019) or Julio Torres's Fantasmas (2024), then we can be besties because those are the types of queer media that I cannot get enough of.
Now, if you guys have seen Gregg Araki's Now Apocalypse (2019) or Julio Torres's Fantasmas (2024), then we can be besties because those are the types of queer media that I cannot get enough of.
Terri Joe’s Tubi series already looks better than any Tyler Perry productions
TERRI JOE: MISSIONARY IN MIAMI | Tubi Original
YouTube video by Tubi
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Terri Joe’s Tubi series already looks better than any Tyler Perry productions
i love when LLM censors itself mid-thought. like oop, nvm
January 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM
i love when LLM censors itself mid-thought. like oop, nvm
let’s all go create shareholder value
January 20, 2026 at 8:07 PM
let’s all go create shareholder value
“2016 was the last good summer”
yeah it‘s like something happened in 2016 that completely shifted the vibe, can’t figure out what 🙄
yeah it‘s like something happened in 2016 that completely shifted the vibe, can’t figure out what 🙄
January 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
“2016 was the last good summer”
yeah it‘s like something happened in 2016 that completely shifted the vibe, can’t figure out what 🙄
yeah it‘s like something happened in 2016 that completely shifted the vibe, can’t figure out what 🙄
i would like a “processing the most triggering breakup” while “sitting on airplane going through turbulence” combo 🫨😱👹
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
i would like a “processing the most triggering breakup” while “sitting on airplane going through turbulence” combo 🫨😱👹
perhaps a crispy mcdonald coke zero would fix me rn
January 16, 2026 at 5:03 AM
perhaps a crispy mcdonald coke zero would fix me rn
mentally i’m still in 2024
January 16, 2026 at 2:22 AM
mentally i’m still in 2024
when you yell at me, this is who you’re yelling at
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
when you yell at me, this is who you’re yelling at
wanting to quit but also not wanting to quit until i get another job lined up but also also not having enough time to interview prep because of the current job
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
wanting to quit but also not wanting to quit until i get another job lined up but also also not having enough time to interview prep because of the current job
slept with my head turned 15° and is now suffering from neck pains
January 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
slept with my head turned 15° and is now suffering from neck pains
you know what’s enlarged? my heart (i need to exercise)
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
you know what’s enlarged? my heart (i need to exercise)
i wish more people post anti-meme on bsky
January 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
i wish more people post anti-meme on bsky
i’m such a good listener that i’ve actually finished listening to everything that anyone has to ever say to me, so now nobody is talking to me anymore
January 14, 2026 at 9:32 PM
i’m such a good listener that i’ve actually finished listening to everything that anyone has to ever say to me, so now nobody is talking to me anymore
this has me asking: how are y’all applying lotion (and/or suncream) to your back?
like, i use my hands, but i’m never sure i’ve covered my whole back
like, i use my hands, but i’m never sure i’ve covered my whole back
A motorized hand that oozes lotion from its pores, patented today.
US 12520926
US 12520926
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
this has me asking: how are y’all applying lotion (and/or suncream) to your back?
like, i use my hands, but i’m never sure i’ve covered my whole back
like, i use my hands, but i’m never sure i’ve covered my whole back