A movie that takes place where you’re from

For better or for worse
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Less a movie than it is half documentary, half surrealist meditation on Oedipal complexes. I think. I mostly remember Maddin comparing The Forks to his mom’s crotch, the rest is a fever dream. I should rewatch it.

AURORA BOREALIS etc etc

Last day I can post this

*wakes up* Guess I may as well check who Toronto’s gonna be playing on Sunday- what the fuck

If you see this, quote with your tip 5 on repeat

Yeah that tracks. If the Saja Boys were real I’d be fuuuuuucked.

Age verification?

The first time my parents took me to McDonald’s as a kid, they still had branded ashtrays.

Me in the national security group chat

1922 Count Orlock has opinions on modern vampires. And facial hair.

I spent a half hour researching and typing up a paragraph on Tennyson’s “Ring Out Wild Bells” for my mom to read at an upcoming Christmas event. She told me I should have just copy pasted from Wikipedia to save myself the trouble and I just

Not a shock in the slightest, though I had a good laugh at the number of times I listened to Poison given who sings it.

Me: wakes up to a thin layer of snow on the ground

This looks fun

The ‘very personal’ battle:

Reed: Mr. Galactus, could you maybe not eat our planet?
Galactus: But I want the noms
Reed: But the innocent people
Galactus: But the noms
Reed: But
Galactus: Noms
Johnny: Can we punch him yet