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![Para Ventura [about to face Ebbirnoth in a pugil stick duel]: Oh hey, he's a Unioc. No depth perception. I think I can do this.
Kevyn: Uniocs don't benefit from stereoptic parallax, but their enormous eye provides a long focal length. They perceive depth quite accurately by rapidly shifting focus.
[Para Ventura and her pugil stick go flying]
Kevin: I think he saw you coming.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uwdk3f2ype7ient4usposeg3/bafkreigjog7ohwivx3jir75bwsng64ghjsr46l667inhy4vakxaq5tmhgi@jpeg)
Can't believe Zohran would drag Mario Cuomo into this
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Can't believe Zohran would drag Mario Cuomo into this
"you're a liar and delight in being mean"
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"you're a liar and delight in being mean"
www.politico.com/story/2008/1...
like McCain responding to "Obama is an Arab" with "no, he's a decent man" in 2008 and being lauded as a moderate for that
like McCain responding to "Obama is an Arab" with "no, he's a decent man" in 2008 and being lauded as a moderate for that
![Woman at McCain campaign event in 2008: "I can’t trust Obama. I have read about him and he’s not, he’s not uh — he’s an Arab. He’s not — "
John McCain: “No, ma’am. He’s a decent family man [and] citizen that I just happen to have disagreements with on fundamental issues and that’s what this campaign’s all about. He’s not [an Arab].”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uwdk3f2ype7ient4usposeg3/bafkreiawygdr5u7pqxdxhbmyjpxktcqed7pnh7gwa7txzk26wlxsf75gcm@jpeg)
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
www.politico.com/story/2008/1...
like McCain responding to "Obama is an Arab" with "no, he's a decent man" in 2008 and being lauded as a moderate for that
like McCain responding to "Obama is an Arab" with "no, he's a decent man" in 2008 and being lauded as a moderate for that
surely killing a million people is more than evened out if down the line his daughter makes some token noises of disapproval while still supporting Trump in every way that matters.
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
surely killing a million people is more than evened out if down the line his daughter makes some token noises of disapproval while still supporting Trump in every way that matters.
"But I don't *want* to cure cancer."
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
"But I don't *want* to cure cancer."
"Here you have drawn me having sexual congress with the Twin Towers..."
October 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"Here you have drawn me having sexual congress with the Twin Towers..."
"They force-femmed Grummz"
October 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"They force-femmed Grummz"
You,
Hegseth,
Other people with mouths
Hegseth,
Other people with mouths
October 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
You,
Hegseth,
Other people with mouths
Hegseth,
Other people with mouths
I had to look this up, and holy shit the shade from Wikipedia
![Wikipedia:
Bill Montgomery (activist)
American conservative activist (1940–2020)
William Thomas Montgomery (May 29, 1940 – July 28, 2020) was an American businessman and conservative activist.[1] He co-founded the conservative political organization Turning Point USA with Charlie Kirk; Montgomery became Kirk's mentor and worked behind the scenes during the organization's early formation. He died of complications from COVID-19 on July 28, 2020 whilst the organisation he helped found was actively spreading COVID-19 misinformation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uwdk3f2ype7ient4usposeg3/bafkreid3si5vktf4mgut4gx5yqqa7adiaew4kkdenmhvrf7xcobqi663qu@jpeg)
September 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I had to look this up, and holy shit the shade from Wikipedia
catapult perfect size for put baby in to nap. friend catapult
September 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
catapult perfect size for put baby in to nap. friend catapult
"From a thermodynamic perspective, *every* system is eventually consistent."
September 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
"From a thermodynamic perspective, *every* system is eventually consistent."
oh my god I didn't believe it
![Excerpt from Wiktionary:
uie - Noun: alternative form of [[uey]]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uwdk3f2ype7ient4usposeg3/bafkreid4fam2cz3woyhpedcckghf25opzadtancgmtuf4zvsvsmubol5qa@jpeg)
September 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
oh my god I didn't believe it