Made swordfish filets and roasted balsamic portobello mushrooms for dinner tonight. Sounds fancy right?

Completely inedible. So gross 😭 Fuck.

Zyrtec workin real hard in this house.

How do they expect to make America healthy when fruits & veggies are tariffed so high that no one can afford it?

I love dolphins. We should be more like dolphins.

It’s cute that they all stood together for a picture

Isn’t learning with candy/food way better? I instantly know how genetics works and now I can eat an amazing color combo?!

Artistic depiction of my two big boys as soon as everyone goes to bed.