Me: Hey, he had a choice and we know who he picked.
Friend: Yeah, a grown woman in costume.
Me: Que sera sera.
Friend: Yeah, a grown woman in costume.
Me: Que sera sera.
August 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Me: Hey, he had a choice and we know who he picked.
Friend: Yeah, a grown woman in costume.
Me: Que sera sera.
Friend: Yeah, a grown woman in costume.
Me: Que sera sera.
This aged so poorly.
I feel so high school.
August 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This aged so poorly.
I love ending a connection for no reason (no one has been as awesome as my ex) then haunting their city for a few days.
August 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I love ending a connection for no reason (no one has been as awesome as my ex) then haunting their city for a few days.
I really tried to do threads but it’s too much.
August 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I really tried to do threads but it’s too much.
I feel so high school.
April 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I feel so high school.
I put myself in timeout for tonight.
April 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I put myself in timeout for tonight.
Much needed refresh on the profesh profiles lol
February 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Much needed refresh on the profesh profiles lol
We’re staying in bed forever.
January 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
We’re staying in bed forever.
January 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I am out here embarrassing myself everyday lately.
January 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I am out here embarrassing myself everyday lately.
Just know when I leave a place, I’m racing home to my beagle.
January 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Just know when I leave a place, I’m racing home to my beagle.
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Outrageous! This needs to blow up. They want to throw out 60,000 votes and steal the state Supreme Court election in NC!
January 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Outrageous! This needs to blow up. They want to throw out 60,000 votes and steal the state Supreme Court election in NC!
Was I worth all the trouble that I started?
January 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Was I worth all the trouble that I started?
You would have searched the whole world over? Yeah. Sure. Okay.
January 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
You would have searched the whole world over? Yeah. Sure. Okay.
I hate it here so I will go to the secret gardens in my mind.
December 13, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I hate it here so I will go to the secret gardens in my mind.
Alright, going to sleep and praying we have Rep TV when I wake up
December 9, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Alright, going to sleep and praying we have Rep TV when I wake up
Losing weight is awesome until someone you haven’t seen in a while asks “what happened?” 😑 Thanks, it’s Body by Stress.
November 29, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Losing weight is awesome until someone you haven’t seen in a while asks “what happened?” 😑 Thanks, it’s Body by Stress.
I deleted the other app and upgraded my iPhone for the first time since 2018. What else are are we doing to prep?
November 28, 2024 at 8:54 AM
I deleted the other app and upgraded my iPhone for the first time since 2018. What else are are we doing to prep?
I’m back baby. It’s 2015 over here. Drunk tweets have been revived.
November 28, 2024 at 8:53 AM
I’m back baby. It’s 2015 over here. Drunk tweets have been revived.
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Matt Gaetz resigning his seat in Congress only to withdraw in disgrace from nomination for Attorney General warms my heart.
November 21, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Matt Gaetz resigning his seat in Congress only to withdraw in disgrace from nomination for Attorney General warms my heart.
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1.2 Millions Americans died because of his negligence, while he was sending our lifesaving supplies to Putin.
November 18, 2024 at 2:50 PM
1.2 Millions Americans died because of his negligence, while he was sending our lifesaving supplies to Putin.
Happy birthday to me. Face mask and beagle snuggles.
November 16, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Happy birthday to me. Face mask and beagle snuggles.
Audrey: Do y’all have espolon?
Tyra: No, they got money.
Tyra: No, they got money.
November 15, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Audrey: Do y’all have espolon?
Tyra: No, they got money.
Tyra: No, they got money.
Mentally, I’m trying to be in Costa Rica.
November 14, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Mentally, I’m trying to be in Costa Rica.