Thanks, Microsoft! So glad my desktop PC now has an easily-accessible AIRPLANE MODE SWITCH 🙄

OMG “Apple Glass” is *hideous*! It’s like a third grade class design project based on a ComicSans PowerPoint. What a freakin’ travesty

Why does Dollar Shave Club think I could possibly need more than one handle for my razor? Are there people shaving with two hands simultaneously?

Ok everything else aside, Ringo Starr's newly released country album has a song about string theory. A banger of a country song, about...string theory.

Are we allowed to make someone from another country a national treasure? Asking for, well, me.

Where do they keep the stuff they use to build storage facilities?

Loving the NYT’s new subgenres coined in this year’s best books list :D

Life, 6/5/44

It’s not hypocrisy if you don’t actually have any values.