It's a mystery flavor, like one of those Dum Dums you get that were made when they switched batches. His condoms have little question marks on them.

Go ahead and be an asshole. Return that energy! Post a sign saying, "No Solicitors. If you ignore this, I will make you feel bad about it." Then if they still knock, get thier info and explain it's going on a do not use list, since you don't do business with companies that CAN'T READ!

They're not making a new movie. They're just going to take the Lord of the Rings, chop off anything that isn't Legolas, and then adjust the tint to make his clothes a brighter green. The Balrog plays Ganondorf.

The first cut is the deepest.

You mean the pea-riphery. *snort* *gets pea stuck in nose*

You got me with the smile.

Wait, what?!

Omg, I had forgotten about that show.

Oh! This is one of my favorite animes of all time. I loved that the protagonist uses a pendulum!

If you have to tell people you won, never disclose the full amount. Won a million? Oh I got $5000 from a scratch ticket. Never say you won more than what you have to say to justify new purchases. People are weirdly entitled to your "leftovers."

It's called pattern recognition. It's how we evolved this far. But it's obviously not enough to keep us evolving.

You have a strange definition of a good morning. I probably would have chosen a different adjective. Or maybe forgone the adjective. *Is that dog poop? Yep. Well it's morning.*

Thanks. I hate it.