The best way to confront a bully about the misinformation he is spreading is to confront him in front of everyone. Macron just did that.

Gonna sleep so good tonight in my cap n gown and an absolute dump truck of an ass

I don't like the name bat-dog because it sounds too close to batman calling him a bad dog and all dogs are good boys and good girls :(

I'm thankful for me mateys and the plunderin' we had this year.

My tummy is so horny for Thursday. Yet my wallet is celibate for Black Friday and Cyber Monday 😞

Birria tacos from the other day

Call me the kool-aid man because the way I want to bust in her walls 😔