Notacat Forreal
aqualemonade.bsky.social
Notacat Forreal
@aqualemonade.bsky.social
I was informed yesterday that Maleficent (Millie) is a black widow and could kill me.

Less than 1% of black widow bites are fatal. I'm more likely to be killed by my own spit

And that red hourglass on the black body didn't clue me in to what she is at all
April 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
We overcooked our orange cat and now he's a black cat who no longer has his one brain cell
March 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Sometimes you have to lose many times before you win. That victory makes it all worthwhile. Never give up. You'll get there in time.
February 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Stairs have officially become the bane of my existence
January 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM