We’re struggling with it too. Just want it to get on with the story!

Why did you buy it?! 😀

Thing is, perfumes smell different on different people. I had to junk one because it smelt like Pampers nappy sacks on me!

No idea, but just to say that sounds very worrying and, for him, must be very scary :(

Wrong! It’s fabulous and so fits the show.

Make sure you buy one that's suitable for keeping outside (as in, not in the house). We made that mistake, only to find that at a certain, very low temperature, the freezer turns itself off, for some reason!

Printers have never been nice! They always sense when your job is most urgent (presentations, boarding passes etc) and then run out of ink or stop working for no reason, other than they hate you.

I don't really think there's much thinking going on, tbh. Just opens his mouth and puts both feet in!