The interesting part of this is the idea of "choice." Never have I thought my own sexuality was a choice. It seems like the idea can only come to you if you are not heterosexual. If you're gay or bi you might "choose" to be straight for oppressive social reasons, but when else would choice come up?

Gondor did need a king though.

Ahh. But football God provided Colt McCoy with free will. And Colt McCoy used that free will to choose to be drafted by the browns. That's not football God's fault.