This video should be used as the gold standard for video compression. YouTube can't handle it at all, even with the "enhanced" bitrate for premium users:
youtu.be/LIBO4MJ82Ws?...

How you like your butter?

I like mine chunky

Idk why it took me this long to realize how fucked up "The Game of Life" is. Instead of a point system based on how you lived your life and what you made, it's 100% based on money that you can't use because you're dead.
Like children are ground down into monetary value...

What if
All this time
Dogs were only
"Pretending"
To love ear scritches
Because they thought
That we enjoyed
Scritching their ears

(Did you read this in the voice of Christopher Walken?)

Never ask me to test you

Animals can't survive without eating things that were once alive... 🤔

Wait, did he just admit to the theory that he changed the Twitter algorithm to rig the election?

I would have a much more positive opinion on generative AI if it was created to fix David Harbour's facial expressions in the 2019 Hellboy movie

I think we should start making fortune cookies more pessimistic:
"You won't get recognition for going the extra mile. Just phone it in this week."

I wanna give a shout out to all the people who review movies and TV shows on public platforms. You the real MVPs

So many different moments from this game...
#spiritfarer

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I feel like there's a market for voice dubs of foreign shows that are literally translated. If not for comedy, then for people to learn how the structure of the native language works in relation to how a language they speak is structured

You know what are great? Goldfish.

How can I reprogram my Google home to only respond to an impression of Johnny Bravo saying "Hey mama"

X gon' trim it for ya, he gon' clip it for ya

A porn parody of the tale of Perseus and the Gorgon but the bad guy is Polydicktes

I asked my kid if he wanted new jeans

He replied "I'm more of a capri-son"