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Dear Diarrhy, Twitter sent me
only Riker is allowed to be irreverent with chairs.

I lol’d #starfleetacademy 🫣
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 PM
old lady thrift store cashier asked if the krusty the clown sweatshirt i was buying was for my husband and when i said it’s for me she did this to the other old lady thrift store cashiers lolll
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
once again thinking about a child’s christmas in wales
December 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
evergreen scene from a A Child’s Christmas in Wales
December 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
thinking about the audiobook version
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
closing some browser tabs
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I hate AI more than ever
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
AI has broken google in the most devastating way this morning 😭
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Blue Jays World Series Game 6 on Halloween Night
let’s gooooooo 💙

This Will Be Our Year - The Zombies
October 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
the double LLs is very funny
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
in love with this supplemental mise-en-scene someone attached to their online review of yarn (which only mentions liking the colour)
October 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
incidentally, the best and boldest idea was “what if you stack quite a lot of tires”
October 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
pinterest is so funny
October 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
when i see ppl leaf-blowing on a windy day
October 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
jesus wept
August 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
June 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
🫧…heyyymnnn *hic* … can I bum a: *hic*🫧
June 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
this is so bleak
June 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
a do-nothing day
June 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM