This is so wild to me. But I created an author insta and tried to use that to create an author threads. Instagram totally fine. When I tried to click to confirm my email for threads I got this.

This is so rude and I’m so mad my decades long favorite flavor is trendy when I got accidentally exposed to lemon and almost died this weekend. (I love dumb flavored poptarts.)

So today in that’s weird, I’ve never seen a single tbtp thing on TikTok. And then just randomly I get an ad for the sagamore. I’m blaming @paulbae.bsky.social somehow.

Oops I may have turned around and looked back at my bullshit. I’m not even sorry.

Oh wow. Like Spotify message in a bottle playlist just punched me in the face. I made it like right after the doctor gave me a year. I made it. But damn self.

Behold the cat who will remove the fitted sheet in a refusal to sleep on it, but every pillow belongs to him.

@theatreislife.bsky.social

Massive.