I’m gonna need a cover sheet on that application.

Once again, I had to look twice to see if this was an Onion article.

Ohhhhh this is RIGHT in my wheelhouse. I read 4 seconds of the sample and I was in. Purchased!!

Fully thought this was an Onion article.

6 months he’ll be leading a government organization.

Yeah. My BEST FRIEND was at my wedding too.

We are in the stupidest timeline.

Calling Jake Fucking Tapper.

People are dying, Annie.

We can’t handle alien life. We have life at home we’re ruining just fine.

Many years ago I worked with a Sudanese man who’s whole family was killed in the wars there. He was so proud of his people and missed his family so. The nicest man ever. Daniel was my friend. I can’t imagine him shoved in a container and sent there. I’m weeping for who we are as a people.

I disagree. This is exactly what Christianity has always been.

I’m really thinking I might be low-level autistic and never diagnosed because of all the insanity in my childhood. So much of what I’ve been trying to change or explain about myself makes sense in the context of autism spectrum. And as I see my ASD son become an adult I see myself in him a ton.

Yeah, Pete used to cry about this too. 🙄🙄🙄

It’s trafficking. You don’t know this?

The one who drinks shots of “liberal tears” probably? One of a million uneducated scholars that drink shit beer in shitty bars and are afraid of everything not like them. The same ones who will be collecting the benefits they don’t want others to have when they go bust. Fuck this guy.

Omg can we just talk about how old and inept Biden was? Gawd.

Did they catch him coming out of the shitter?

If my husband was on socials of any kind I would disappear into the night.