April Choi
@apriljennchoi.bsky.social
Professional Whipper Snapper, Magical Fire Bender, Super Sonic Rocket Scientist, and Multi Guinness World Record Holder
It Couldn’t Be Done
By Edgar Albert Guest
Somebody said that it couldn’t be done
But he with a chuckle replied
That “maybe it couldn’t,” but he would be one
Who wouldn’t say so till he’d tried.
By Edgar Albert Guest
Somebody said that it couldn’t be done
But he with a chuckle replied
That “maybe it couldn’t,” but he would be one
Who wouldn’t say so till he’d tried.
October 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It Couldn’t Be Done
By Edgar Albert Guest
Somebody said that it couldn’t be done
But he with a chuckle replied
That “maybe it couldn’t,” but he would be one
Who wouldn’t say so till he’d tried.
By Edgar Albert Guest
Somebody said that it couldn’t be done
But he with a chuckle replied
That “maybe it couldn’t,” but he would be one
Who wouldn’t say so till he’d tried.
Thought I'd update my resume :)
August 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Thought I'd update my resume :)
Coworker: I just heard from [name] you have experience with firewalls and curious if you have knowledge implementing circuit-level gateways to Kubernetes containers for our telemetry data lake.
Me: Uh. I'm data analysis, not data architecture. I think we are talking about very different firewalls.
Me: Uh. I'm data analysis, not data architecture. I think we are talking about very different firewalls.
April 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Coworker: I just heard from [name] you have experience with firewalls and curious if you have knowledge implementing circuit-level gateways to Kubernetes containers for our telemetry data lake.
Me: Uh. I'm data analysis, not data architecture. I think we are talking about very different firewalls.
Me: Uh. I'm data analysis, not data architecture. I think we are talking about very different firewalls.
Walking the streets of Boston
February 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Walking the streets of Boston
When you kiss someone, you create a long squishy tube with buttholes on either end.
#SquishyButtholeTube #WhyDoesEachArmGetAHoleButTheLegsHaveToShare #YourBodyGoesInOneHoleAndComesOutThreeHoles #CanYouBlowIntoSomeonesMouthHardEnoughToMakeThemFart #KissingMakesADoubleEndedFartTube
#SquishyButtholeTube #WhyDoesEachArmGetAHoleButTheLegsHaveToShare #YourBodyGoesInOneHoleAndComesOutThreeHoles #CanYouBlowIntoSomeonesMouthHardEnoughToMakeThemFart #KissingMakesADoubleEndedFartTube
February 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
When you kiss someone, you create a long squishy tube with buttholes on either end.
#SquishyButtholeTube #WhyDoesEachArmGetAHoleButTheLegsHaveToShare #YourBodyGoesInOneHoleAndComesOutThreeHoles #CanYouBlowIntoSomeonesMouthHardEnoughToMakeThemFart #KissingMakesADoubleEndedFartTube
#SquishyButtholeTube #WhyDoesEachArmGetAHoleButTheLegsHaveToShare #YourBodyGoesInOneHoleAndComesOutThreeHoles #CanYouBlowIntoSomeonesMouthHardEnoughToMakeThemFart #KissingMakesADoubleEndedFartTube
What are the most effective actions marginalized people can take right now?
Already donating to causes, staying informed with credible sources, attending protests, calling representatives, etc. What other steps are simple and actionable people could be uniformed about?
Already donating to causes, staying informed with credible sources, attending protests, calling representatives, etc. What other steps are simple and actionable people could be uniformed about?
February 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
What are the most effective actions marginalized people can take right now?
Already donating to causes, staying informed with credible sources, attending protests, calling representatives, etc. What other steps are simple and actionable people could be uniformed about?
Already donating to causes, staying informed with credible sources, attending protests, calling representatives, etc. What other steps are simple and actionable people could be uniformed about?
I've had this conversation a few times recently. Here is a list of my current Tattoos and the meaning behind them:
Chinese "Fall 7, Rise 8" - Asian Heritage
Bridges - Civil & Mechanical Engineer
Rulers - Aerial Rigger
To-Do List - Productivity
More in Comments...
Chinese "Fall 7, Rise 8" - Asian Heritage
Bridges - Civil & Mechanical Engineer
Rulers - Aerial Rigger
To-Do List - Productivity
More in Comments...
February 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I've had this conversation a few times recently. Here is a list of my current Tattoos and the meaning behind them:
Chinese "Fall 7, Rise 8" - Asian Heritage
Bridges - Civil & Mechanical Engineer
Rulers - Aerial Rigger
To-Do List - Productivity
More in Comments...
Chinese "Fall 7, Rise 8" - Asian Heritage
Bridges - Civil & Mechanical Engineer
Rulers - Aerial Rigger
To-Do List - Productivity
More in Comments...
A peek of our Mermaid Modeling
Photography by Michael Huang
Costuming from Juniper Hunter
Photography by Michael Huang
Costuming from Juniper Hunter
February 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
A peek of our Mermaid Modeling
Photography by Michael Huang
Costuming from Juniper Hunter
Photography by Michael Huang
Costuming from Juniper Hunter
A more "playful" whip to use.
February 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
A more "playful" whip to use.
My new targeting bullwhip from Christopher Wright of X1 Whips
February 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My new targeting bullwhip from Christopher Wright of X1 Whips
New Harness Holster design. This time with six-in-one chainmail straps.
February 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
New Harness Holster design. This time with six-in-one chainmail straps.
Putting on a happy face for the sake of the convention.
Not gonna lie, though this has been my favorite place to work, I'm now disgusted about working in the executive branch.
At least I'm comforted by some pretty awesome co-workers. We're riding this boat together.
Not gonna lie, though this has been my favorite place to work, I'm now disgusted about working in the executive branch.
At least I'm comforted by some pretty awesome co-workers. We're riding this boat together.
January 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Putting on a happy face for the sake of the convention.
Not gonna lie, though this has been my favorite place to work, I'm now disgusted about working in the executive branch.
At least I'm comforted by some pretty awesome co-workers. We're riding this boat together.
Not gonna lie, though this has been my favorite place to work, I'm now disgusted about working in the executive branch.
At least I'm comforted by some pretty awesome co-workers. We're riding this boat together.
I did not get around to tailoring the Lunar New Year dress I wanted to wear. Also, the high table canceled and banned any diversity events, including our intensively planned Lunar New Year celebration. So instead, you all get a John Wick-themed outfit.
Happy Lunar New Year
Death to the Marquis
Happy Lunar New Year
Death to the Marquis
January 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I did not get around to tailoring the Lunar New Year dress I wanted to wear. Also, the high table canceled and banned any diversity events, including our intensively planned Lunar New Year celebration. So instead, you all get a John Wick-themed outfit.
Happy Lunar New Year
Death to the Marquis
Happy Lunar New Year
Death to the Marquis
At SpaceCom this week
January 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
At SpaceCom this week
Late Night at MagiFest
January 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Late Night at MagiFest
I think this look suits me well.
January 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I think this look suits me well.
Wearing suits to match each of my cats.
January 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Wearing suits to match each of my cats.
My BIGGEST SUCCESSES in 2024
Became a NASA Aerospace Engineer
One-Handed Card Dealing World Record
Most Arrows Caught by Hand World Record
+ 20 feet of tattoos across 18 sessions
In a movie with Scarlett Johansson
A Director of a Las Vegas Magic Festival
Whip Presentation at Northeastern University
Became a NASA Aerospace Engineer
One-Handed Card Dealing World Record
Most Arrows Caught by Hand World Record
+ 20 feet of tattoos across 18 sessions
In a movie with Scarlett Johansson
A Director of a Las Vegas Magic Festival
Whip Presentation at Northeastern University
January 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My BIGGEST SUCCESSES in 2024
Became a NASA Aerospace Engineer
One-Handed Card Dealing World Record
Most Arrows Caught by Hand World Record
+ 20 feet of tattoos across 18 sessions
In a movie with Scarlett Johansson
A Director of a Las Vegas Magic Festival
Whip Presentation at Northeastern University
Became a NASA Aerospace Engineer
One-Handed Card Dealing World Record
Most Arrows Caught by Hand World Record
+ 20 feet of tattoos across 18 sessions
In a movie with Scarlett Johansson
A Director of a Las Vegas Magic Festival
Whip Presentation at Northeastern University
I was featured in magazine for rock climbing!
December 11, 2024 at 3:20 PM
I was featured in magazine for rock climbing!
I already have plans to break 12 Guinness World Records planned over the next 2 years.
November 30, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I already have plans to break 12 Guinness World Records planned over the next 2 years.
When I was on the cover and featured in Vanish, International Magic Magazine. 🥰
November 29, 2024 at 3:07 PM
When I was on the cover and featured in Vanish, International Magic Magazine. 🥰
Got my Guinness World Record Certificate for Fastest Time to Deal a Deck of Cards One Handed!
November 21, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Got my Guinness World Record Certificate for Fastest Time to Deal a Deck of Cards One Handed!
