April Chrissy James
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April Chrissy James
@aprilchrissyjames.bsky.social
⚖️ Socialist. Atheist.
🇭🇲 Melbourne, Victoria
🎸 7-string Ibanez, vintage style FX/Marshall amp
🎬 Anime, Horror.
🎵 Nu-metal, Alternative, Goth, Synthwave.
🎮 PSN: ALPHaTaTSuMaKi16
♊ 23rd May 1984
🏳️‍⚧️ She/her
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Yesterday's Satanic Panic Ragebait is today's Right Wing Conspiracy Theory.
January 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The ending tore me apart and stitched me back together, but the stuffing is all exposed.

youtu.be/4UN_jEAOfcc?...
Pedro Pascal Teaches Vanessa Kirby What 'C*nty' Means
YouTube video by PEDESTRIAN TV
youtu.be
July 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
PUNCH A NAZI.

CREAMPIE A TERF.
November 22, 2023 at 10:42 AM
September 17, 2023 at 10:20 AM
YES! #Yes23 #TheVoice #Referendum2023
September 17, 2023 at 3:19 AM
That awkward moment when you're being driven to the airport by your turbo-boomer in-laws and for one last jab, they put on Matchbox20's Smooth and ask if you like Santana.
September 4, 2023 at 4:46 AM
I think "zero body count" may unironically be rooted in an Oedipus complex.

They don't want to imagine their mother had, or enjoyed sex, or with anyone but their father, for the purpose of birthing them.

Plus they want wives that do everything for them, that their mother did.
August 30, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Your podcasts and your X/twitter blue payouts aren't going to fix your bald spots, let alone attract any women to replace your mother and bare your children.
August 30, 2023 at 3:52 PM
If you hate: tattoos, piercings, sw, pronouns, short hair, vividly coloured hair, body hair, body types, etc.,

You're not Involuntarily Celibate.

You made choices, then you cry victim, because, in the tiny pool you left yourself, those women made choices, too & won't fuck you.
August 30, 2023 at 3:21 PM
[ m y a e s t h e t i c i s b e a c h ]
August 30, 2023 at 2:40 PM
Better Out than In(cel), I always say.
August 29, 2023 at 11:14 PM
I have a good feeling about The Voice Referendum passing, as 'No' voters think it is rigged to favour 'Yes' voters, as cookers are struggling with reading & writing comprehension on a 'university level', to understand that, whatever you're voting for, you put a tick in the box and not a cross.
August 27, 2023 at 5:37 AM
If my stare was any more long and empty, it could bounce particles into deep space.
August 26, 2023 at 1:10 PM