My stomach after i've sampled all the leftovers in the fridge:

In 10 years, rusting cybertrucks will be sitting in the driveways of the dumb ass dudes that bought them because they literally cannot get rid of them and I think that is beautiful

On sending my husband reels

The funny thing to me is that people will also tell women to not eat soup in public. So everyone has to hide in their homes to eat soup? Must we cover our heads and shield the soup eating from god?

Don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got til it’s gone?

Awkward because it’s a nazi salute…