Just realized Zuckerberg's Metaverse isn't for us. It's his doomsday plan. He dumped 50 billion dollars into this BS so he'd have somewhere to chill when his wife and daughters start nagging him about spending the rest of their lives in a mega bunker under some mountain in New Zealand.

It's times like these, when I have a nasty, persistent, hacking cough, that I really regret training every app on my phone to serve me up non-stop clips from I Think You Should Leave

I hope we ban LinkedIn next

I just thank God that David Lynch lived long enough to see a faithful adaptation of Dune