why that machine have a womb tattoo

Yup

You can't tell me the prepared foods section of hmart isn't romantic

Yeah it's crazy, for me it was never amazing but since last week it's gone from bad to intolerable. My muscle memory of opening twitter has made a lot of recent days worse

omg happy BIRTHDAYYYYyyYY eating ice cream during winter is so based

:scimgoinginsane:

I had to re-read this while sober to get it (I read it last night and just laughed a bit and kept scrolling just thinking of was funny words) 😵‍💫

rip the compression tho