apples5000.bsky.social
@apples5000.bsky.social
How does a witch tell the time?
With a witch watch.

Why was the beach wet?
Because the sea weed.
July 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Oh yes! 😁
May 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I variously call them 'shit', 'bugger' or 'bollocks' strike them through then carry on. Unless it's an important letter, then I have to write the whole bloody thing all over again. 😁
November 25, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 10:25 AM