Personally, I think “drink your water or I’ll spank you” is a perfectly valid argument, and yet time and time again a brat won’t drink anything!
January 17, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Personally, I think “drink your water or I’ll spank you” is a perfectly valid argument, and yet time and time again a brat won’t drink anything!
Yo ho, yo ho, it’s a pirates life for me!
January 17, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Yo ho, yo ho, it’s a pirates life for me!
you can do it— I believe in you. You’re never too tired to goon
January 17, 2026 at 2:05 AM
you can do it— I believe in you. You’re never too tired to goon
fair warning; I do too, and I love wrapping my arms around the nearest thing when I sleep
January 17, 2026 at 2:04 AM
fair warning; I do too, and I love wrapping my arms around the nearest thing when I sleep
I’m glad your son is recovering!
also you’re gorgeous.
also you’re gorgeous.
January 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I’m glad your son is recovering!
also you’re gorgeous.
also you’re gorgeous.
🥺 is the smolest of emojis. it’s okay! nothing wrong with being a smol little cutie!
January 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
🥺 is the smolest of emojis. it’s okay! nothing wrong with being a smol little cutie!
“I’m tall for a woman” and yet you’re still so smol
January 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
“I’m tall for a woman” and yet you’re still so smol
turnabout is fair play, you know
January 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
turnabout is fair play, you know
not me ready to hop on the bandwagon
January 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
not me ready to hop on the bandwagon
It’s so fun throwing someone around a bit; shaping their body to your will. Not to mention all the little excited and surprised noises they make.
January 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
It’s so fun throwing someone around a bit; shaping their body to your will. Not to mention all the little excited and surprised noises they make.
alt text on this platform is a work of art
January 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
alt text on this platform is a work of art
the folks at my work have been successfully persuaded to call me “shorty”.
I am 6’5”
I am 6’5”
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 AM
the folks at my work have been successfully persuaded to call me “shorty”.
I am 6’5”
I am 6’5”
Reposted
oh phew.
MWAH
MWAH
January 12, 2026 at 12:25 AM
oh phew.
MWAH
MWAH
am I too late for a smooch?
January 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
am I too late for a smooch?
figuratively kick their workers in the balls. I think.
January 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
figuratively kick their workers in the balls. I think.
this is a need
January 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
this is a need
ngl Amazon never deserves dick sucking, they kick their workers in the balls too often
January 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
ngl Amazon never deserves dick sucking, they kick their workers in the balls too often
Of course, though it’ll be the first time I’m the short one
January 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Of course, though it’ll be the first time I’m the short one
room for one more in there?
January 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
room for one more in there?