What makes you think humans make Crock

The sound of its huge feet stomping in the mud were recorded and used as the percussion track for a 17-minute track about the Armenian Genocide as viewed from afar by a newly formed nebula containing some of the atoms that used to be part of the body of Ludwig II of Bavaria

I don't find Mastodon annoying, but I find the people on Mastodon annoying enough to make up for it.

Out of context

For some people it is, and that's perfectly fine, as long as those people don't make it their business to tell us all about it unsolicited, especially if they act like they're taking some kind of interesting and provocative stance

Or a neutral, I suppose.

Smiling politely

My standards are low, I just want them to hold up a garland for three weeks, preferably better than sellotape or blu-tak

This notion fascinates me as we draw closer to Christmas decorating season

CF: when some baffled castmembers from Sons and Daughters were interviewed by TV-am in 1988, because it was the strike and they had literally no material, and the poor sods had to desperately try and remember details from storylines they worked on 2 years earlier and weren't interesting at the time

This is my landline as well, by the way. I can just about log on with the mobile network (mainly because it's not BT's anymore) but it's not exactly stable, I'm retyping the password every half hour or so

What in the fuck did you do to it that takes so long to fix

Possibly peaked for life

Try to keep it that way, you're a magical being

holy God