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SKEEBO DONT GIVE IT TO THE BALD ONES
February 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Fun fact: I once had a nickname called applebootycocksucker420. I was told not to use anymore when the name nearly casted an “penis apacalypse. It’s true. Banana Man was the one who got me to not use it anymore
February 14, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Gremlincocksucker69 remember?
February 14, 2026 at 12:53 PM
We wait for them to make another move. They’ll gonna think of other to ways to get the plunger for cocksucker. We also have to remain cautious of Domino and the Cataquack’s too
February 14, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Yes. The goomba’s were their last allies
February 14, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Busy dealing with the Goobles and Cataquack’s. Don’t have time for this
February 8, 2026 at 2:09 AM
That’s what I’m trying to figure out
January 30, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Yes
January 30, 2026 at 2:29 PM
NO! GET OUT OF THERE! YOU WILL NOT WIN!
December 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
…your where?
December 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
BRING HIM BACK OR YOUR GROUNDED!
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
HOW DID HE GET INTO SPACE!
December 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
YOU LITTLE- WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Where did they take you?
December 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Bad kids! Give him his account back or you’re grounded!
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
No no! Give it back to him!
December 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Oh shit! Uhhh… just hide in your house for the rest of the day. If anyone asks where they came from, tell them “space”
December 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Quick! Spray them with prune juice!
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Yes you did
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
YOUR BACK!
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Yay!
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I KNEW IT!!!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
IT’S THE GOOBLES! THE GOOBLES ARE MAKING THEIR MOVE AGAIN! THEY’RE TRYING TO-

*PAC-MAN death sound*
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
SQUIRT KETCHUP! I FORGOT TO PUT KETCHUP IN THAT POST
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM