Jacks
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El que es aventado y tiene huevos en la vida. 27 // 🇲🇽
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@applejacks34.bsky.social
· Nov 14
I be hella girly and flirty when I need to get something done at the mechanic lmfaooo. I be a full blown masc fr
November 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I be hella girly and flirty when I need to get something done at the mechanic lmfaooo. I be a full blown masc fr
The local fruit stand gave me my banana for free and it was only my second day going there. Share compassion today.
October 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The local fruit stand gave me my banana for free and it was only my second day going there. Share compassion today.
One of the best quotes I saw when I first went sober that helped me a lot was
“The road to hell feels like heaven and the road to heaven feels like hell.”
Échale ganas mi gente. Happy Monday!
“The road to hell feels like heaven and the road to heaven feels like hell.”
Échale ganas mi gente. Happy Monday!
September 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
One of the best quotes I saw when I first went sober that helped me a lot was
“The road to hell feels like heaven and the road to heaven feels like hell.”
Échale ganas mi gente. Happy Monday!
“The road to hell feels like heaven and the road to heaven feels like hell.”
Échale ganas mi gente. Happy Monday!
I know yall don’t give a fuck but I’m itching for a new tattoo
September 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I know yall don’t give a fuck but I’m itching for a new tattoo
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
September 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
When I first started my job I was told from my Department Director “we don’t get much compliments here considering the line of work we’re in so if you get some it goes a long way”.
I’ve been here a year and I’ve gotten at least 10. I’m ready for my yearly review and get my raise
I’ve been here a year and I’ve gotten at least 10. I’m ready for my yearly review and get my raise
September 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When I first started my job I was told from my Department Director “we don’t get much compliments here considering the line of work we’re in so if you get some it goes a long way”.
I’ve been here a year and I’ve gotten at least 10. I’m ready for my yearly review and get my raise
I’ve been here a year and I’ve gotten at least 10. I’m ready for my yearly review and get my raise
My mind don’t even be on tryna fuck some. I just want to be cutesy fr
September 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My mind don’t even be on tryna fuck some. I just want to be cutesy fr
How delulu am I? I think about how I would surprise my girl with a mariachi and dress up in a full charro and surprise her at her job for her birthday…
I don’t even have a girl.
I don’t even have a girl.
September 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
How delulu am I? I think about how I would surprise my girl with a mariachi and dress up in a full charro and surprise her at her job for her birthday…
I don’t even have a girl.
I don’t even have a girl.
I walked into the gym and the part where Allie agreed to marry another man in the notebook is playing on the tv. Yall want me to hit a PR today huh? lol
September 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I walked into the gym and the part where Allie agreed to marry another man in the notebook is playing on the tv. Yall want me to hit a PR today huh? lol
Told my mom that I didn’t get home til 3am yesterday pero a huevo llegué a trabajo on time and she said some “no me importa si estás de vaga pero una chingona agarra su billete primero” and that just put a fucking battery in my back. Happy pay day.
September 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Told my mom that I didn’t get home til 3am yesterday pero a huevo llegué a trabajo on time and she said some “no me importa si estás de vaga pero una chingona agarra su billete primero” and that just put a fucking battery in my back. Happy pay day.
Hit 2 reps with the 60lb dumbbells today on bench. Talk to me nice.
September 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hit 2 reps with the 60lb dumbbells today on bench. Talk to me nice.
I yearn to put my shortys name on my hat. I find that shit so romantic
September 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I yearn to put my shortys name on my hat. I find that shit so romantic
Once you enter a certain type of mindset, working out/eating well/staying in the crib, there’s not much someone who does the opposite can do for you. What’s the old saying? Show me your friends and I’ll show you your future
August 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Once you enter a certain type of mindset, working out/eating well/staying in the crib, there’s not much someone who does the opposite can do for you. What’s the old saying? Show me your friends and I’ll show you your future
My mom just told me that everytime she sees me I’m looking more and more like hulk hogan and Arnold Schwarzenegger and I don’t think she could have complemented me any more fr 🙂↔️☝🏼 (she wasn’t trying to complement me) lmfao
August 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My mom just told me that everytime she sees me I’m looking more and more like hulk hogan and Arnold Schwarzenegger and I don’t think she could have complemented me any more fr 🙂↔️☝🏼 (she wasn’t trying to complement me) lmfao
I think the best thing about hitting Mexican street fests in Chicago is the rings you’ll find. I bought my first 2 yesterday
August 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I think the best thing about hitting Mexican street fests in Chicago is the rings you’ll find. I bought my first 2 yesterday
Oh dejavu, how I missed you
August 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh dejavu, how I missed you
After my casi algo tried to reschedule with me I just cancelled altogether. I’m not here to play games with yall fr
August 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
After my casi algo tried to reschedule with me I just cancelled altogether. I’m not here to play games with yall fr
Upside to working out? Looking good naked.
Downside? I’m horny all the time and have the urge fuck on something every moment
Downside? I’m horny all the time and have the urge fuck on something every moment
August 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Upside to working out? Looking good naked.
Downside? I’m horny all the time and have the urge fuck on something every moment
Downside? I’m horny all the time and have the urge fuck on something every moment
When I was in a relationship, my friend group would make it a point to say that I changed cause I was always with my gf. Stopped talking to friend group and have been solo for a while now and the narrative changed to “don’t be single til you’re 40 now” like wtf lmfao
July 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
When I was in a relationship, my friend group would make it a point to say that I changed cause I was always with my gf. Stopped talking to friend group and have been solo for a while now and the narrative changed to “don’t be single til you’re 40 now” like wtf lmfao
My coworkers talking about how I killed hulk hogan cause I told them about the “death comes in 3s” quote. Little do they know I was hoping another MAGA kicked the bucket instead
July 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My coworkers talking about how I killed hulk hogan cause I told them about the “death comes in 3s” quote. Little do they know I was hoping another MAGA kicked the bucket instead
I don’t think some girls understand the power of imagination
July 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I don’t think some girls understand the power of imagination
One of my middle aged white women coworkers just said that SZA is a bad mix of Nicki Minaj and Cardi B…. The racism shows itself sometimes forsure
July 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
One of my middle aged white women coworkers just said that SZA is a bad mix of Nicki Minaj and Cardi B…. The racism shows itself sometimes forsure
You’re looking at her, she’s looking at him, he’s looking at him, he’s looking at her, she’s looking at her, she’s looking at her, she’s looking at him.
And that’s my best explanation of gym crushes lmfao
And that’s my best explanation of gym crushes lmfao
July 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You’re looking at her, she’s looking at him, he’s looking at him, he’s looking at her, she’s looking at her, she’s looking at her, she’s looking at him.
And that’s my best explanation of gym crushes lmfao
And that’s my best explanation of gym crushes lmfao
So I waxed my underarms for the first time yesterday and yeah… beauty is fucking pain cause wtf was that
July 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So I waxed my underarms for the first time yesterday and yeah… beauty is fucking pain cause wtf was that
A group of 6 kids on one machine should be banned
July 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
A group of 6 kids on one machine should be banned