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Stoat
@applecake.bsky.social
Agriculture, arts and TNF-α
Goth/Metalhead/Swiftie
Pokémon Trainer
Buying the farm,
In Essex, England



We found a boarded-up serving hatch behind the plaster in our 1920s place. I'm SO looking forward to opening it up and using it (but slightly concerned the previous resident may have sealed something up in there).
August 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Yes! I definitely had that parliament one as well, even though it was a much later print run than the others I had.
August 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The wise hen (and hen keeper) never lets a fox get close enough to claim it wants to negotiate x
April 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What about the hens they killed to get that egg?
April 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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It’s good to know my knowledge of sport was as strong then as it is now
April 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Your bookmarks get a lot of use here! They're marking in recipe books, reference books, notebooks and even the odd novel. Husband delights in using your 'proper bookmarks'.
April 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I appreciate this is a request for cash for a friend, but you sound utterly miserable.Hope it's just a quirk of text, and you & yours have an uplifting Eastertime.
April 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The Abortion Song! Undeniable sing-a-long number.
April 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
How's Nutmeg doing? Been thinking of her often x
April 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I love those two up there being giant chicken borbs and giving it "Watcha doin down there, weirdo".
April 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Double cuddles xx
April 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Wish we could disable this. It was fun for a few minutes, but watching avatar me have to check their shoes for dog shit as often as IRL me is depressing.
April 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"Snacks is the law. Snacks under my will."
April 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I've purchased artworks directly from artists after seeing their work in your posts. Without your posts it's unlikely I would have ever known about the artists. Thank you for sharing them!
April 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hello Poppet. Lovely to meet you x
April 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM