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appie_47 ✨
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here for hmj chat!!

bandit’s mom/best friend/business partner/roommate/publicist/attorney
i created a new focus assist on my phone called “phone mode” where i can only get texts and calls and i am LOVING IT
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“youse”
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i just bought my ticket for the hit new wizard of oz spin off sequel prequel duringquel whatever the fuck!!!
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
uh oh i stayed up too late and now it’s “should i quit my job, move abroad, and go to grad school”-o-clock
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
should i include the 30 minute break i took to go big poop in the middle of my tarot reading in my notes about my tarot reading? asking for a friend
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
nobody tell my bank or my parents that i just spent $200
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i started a new book and i thought it was weird that the author used the verb “linger” like 10 times in 3 pages and then it became full on smut and it all made sense
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
local !bald reunited with her hat
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
he loves his trash
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
have y’all heard about go on do not disturb and read a book? highly recommend
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i, some vehemently against AI, was just accused of using AI to generate an assignment response for my online course
a woman in a blue polka dot shirt is sitting in a crowd of people .
Alt: a woman looking shocked and at a loss for words
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November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i love when my married friends (both my friends and are married to each other) completely independent of each other send the same reaction to my instagram stories like those are my emotional support soulmates
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
its not time for a red dead redemption 2 replay and it’s not time for a desperate housewives rewatch but they’re defrosting i can tell you that
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i just remembered i have tuesday off for the holiday omg like tomorrow is Going to Suck but then yay a day off!!!
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i actually think it should be illegal to have a multiple choice true or false question where the answer order is not A. True B. False
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
i’m gonna take the bus for the first time today and i’m so nervous but we persist!!
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
i took a nap and had a dream i was walking around with my cat in my arms (who famously hates being held) just !yelling at people that i need to go home so i can put him down safely and i woke up with him sleeping on my arms right in front of my face
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
baby’s first metamucil 🥰
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
this is how the pre show feels sometimes www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Dm3xNL/
Welcome to Mamdani’s Brooklyn! #funny #gay #nyc #zohranmamdani @Zohran Mamdani @Richie Raymond @erik martini 🐸 @Evan Lazarus @Charlie
TikTok video by The Duchess
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November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
one day i will be able to make it to stream again
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
oldest selfie on your phone

the eyeliner, the low side ponytail, the side part, the one direction posters, the quirky smile…. 10th grade (?) did not know what was coming for it
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i walked past a flag at half mast today and i was like “why- oh”
a woman in a blue sweater is standing with her hands on her hips and smiling .
Alt: a person trying to hold back laughter
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November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
our parking garage is falling apart so now we have to park like half a mile away from the office…. built in walking outside time just in time for it to be dark and cold after work
Darryl The Office Darryl Philbin GIF
Alt: Darryl from the office saying yay but in a corporate depression kind of way
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November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
good day to live in virginia!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
the sexiest man alive is actually sexy and a war criminal bit the dust today has to be a good day
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM