Brock Ellis
@appellative.bsky.social
first day on the job and i get fired for wearing my spongebob squarepants socks
nobody said i'm supposed to wear a shirt and pants?!
nobody said i'm supposed to wear a shirt and pants?!
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 AM
first day on the job and i get fired for wearing my spongebob squarepants socks
nobody said i'm supposed to wear a shirt and pants?!
nobody said i'm supposed to wear a shirt and pants?!
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Unbelievable. Back in my day, we didn't have to have these WOKE warning labels in video games. People need to grow up and stop getting triggered!
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Unbelievable. Back in my day, we didn't have to have these WOKE warning labels in video games. People need to grow up and stop getting triggered!
She commits homicide for an amazing reason 🩷🩷🩷
September 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
She commits homicide for an amazing reason 🩷🩷🩷
We would like to make a correction on our latest reporting: When we claimed 'radical leftist shooter', we did not mean an indoctrinated liberal murderer. We were calling his left-handed gun tactics awesome. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
September 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
We would like to make a correction on our latest reporting: When we claimed 'radical leftist shooter', we did not mean an indoctrinated liberal murderer. We were calling his left-handed gun tactics awesome. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
autismmaxxing my unborn baby by chugging tylenol, shooting every vaccine at once into my system and dousing myself with agent orange
you can not defeat my child
you can not defeat my child
September 23, 2025 at 9:57 AM
autismmaxxing my unborn baby by chugging tylenol, shooting every vaccine at once into my system and dousing myself with agent orange
you can not defeat my child
you can not defeat my child
I was just fired from my job today for talking about Charlie Kirk.
I also stole $1,482.95 worth of office supplies.
I also stole $1,482.95 worth of office supplies.
September 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I was just fired from my job today for talking about Charlie Kirk.
I also stole $1,482.95 worth of office supplies.
I also stole $1,482.95 worth of office supplies.
i bought a one piece lego set and it had more than one brick
false fucking advertising
false fucking advertising
September 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
i bought a one piece lego set and it had more than one brick
false fucking advertising
false fucking advertising
i have awoken from my century long cryogenic sleep
craving the cocaine sodas right now
craving the cocaine sodas right now
September 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
i have awoken from my century long cryogenic sleep
craving the cocaine sodas right now
craving the cocaine sodas right now
My sink wishes to download a firmware update.
September 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
My sink wishes to download a firmware update.
on tonights episode of prageru:
why neanderthals deserved to die pt. 16
why neanderthals deserved to die pt. 16
August 30, 2025 at 9:56 AM
on tonights episode of prageru:
why neanderthals deserved to die pt. 16
why neanderthals deserved to die pt. 16
all these people with there pronouns im still on my amateurnouns
how do you rank up??
how do you rank up??
August 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
all these people with there pronouns im still on my amateurnouns
how do you rank up??
how do you rank up??
tonights red room broadcast is sponsered by skillshare
August 29, 2025 at 10:29 AM
tonights red room broadcast is sponsered by skillshare
Thank you, Facebook. It looks exactly like me.
August 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Thank you, Facebook. It looks exactly like me.
bald white fucks shine there shiny head in my eyes
August 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
bald white fucks shine there shiny head in my eyes
No, my posts are not randomly generated. I locked 1000 monkeys in my basement that tap keyboards all day. They are all dead now from lack of food.
August 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
No, my posts are not randomly generated. I locked 1000 monkeys in my basement that tap keyboards all day. They are all dead now from lack of food.
a liberal walks in to an elevator
the elevator man ask liberal if he's going up or down
lib: "i'm going to the fucking toilet"
the elevator man ask liberal if he's going up or down
lib: "i'm going to the fucking toilet"
August 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
a liberal walks in to an elevator
the elevator man ask liberal if he's going up or down
lib: "i'm going to the fucking toilet"
the elevator man ask liberal if he's going up or down
lib: "i'm going to the fucking toilet"
Global warming will save us from some dick archaeologist centuries in the future digging up and displaying our cutlery and fine china.
August 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Global warming will save us from some dick archaeologist centuries in the future digging up and displaying our cutlery and fine china.
Non-binary J. Does be like: I unidentify
August 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Non-binary J. Does be like: I unidentify
*ATTENTION BLUESKY USERS*
FROM 10:30PM (AEST) TO 10:37PM (AEST) I WILL UNSUCCESSFULLY TRY TO WATCH THE WHOLE OF SUPERMAN (2025) AND BECOME BORED WITH IT QUICKLY. THANK YOU.
FROM 10:30PM (AEST) TO 10:37PM (AEST) I WILL UNSUCCESSFULLY TRY TO WATCH THE WHOLE OF SUPERMAN (2025) AND BECOME BORED WITH IT QUICKLY. THANK YOU.
August 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
*ATTENTION BLUESKY USERS*
FROM 10:30PM (AEST) TO 10:37PM (AEST) I WILL UNSUCCESSFULLY TRY TO WATCH THE WHOLE OF SUPERMAN (2025) AND BECOME BORED WITH IT QUICKLY. THANK YOU.
FROM 10:30PM (AEST) TO 10:37PM (AEST) I WILL UNSUCCESSFULLY TRY TO WATCH THE WHOLE OF SUPERMAN (2025) AND BECOME BORED WITH IT QUICKLY. THANK YOU.
My special talent is I can answer any yes or no question with a 50% error margin.
August 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My special talent is I can answer any yes or no question with a 50% error margin.
Humans take credit for shit they never even invented. What do you mean we "invented" fire? What do you mean we "invented" the Ford GT40? They occurred naturally before we existed.
July 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Humans take credit for shit they never even invented. What do you mean we "invented" fire? What do you mean we "invented" the Ford GT40? They occurred naturally before we existed.
My superhero power is being able to ask for directions to the railway station in 104 different languages.
July 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
My superhero power is being able to ask for directions to the railway station in 104 different languages.