In the wise words of Brennan Lee Mulligan, "On the level of individuals and civilizations, personality predates ideology, meaning before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole."

If you think The Rapture is tomorrow:

1. Someone hasn't read their Bible since no one can know when that's supposed to happen

2. You're saying you think The Antichrist is in power right now...

In the wise and immortal words of Pearl Jam:

On a Weela,
On a Wissitonnawayea.
Ani Co Cowanasay Damawowanasay
Ani Colaway

Ice Cube still got it

It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of java the thoughts acquire speed.
The hands acquire shaking.
The shaking becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.

A friend here in Texas said, "It's so chilly here that Ted Cruz was seen booking a flight to Cancoon" this morning and I haven't stopped laughing.

The Onion buying Infowars at a bankruptcy auction was not something I ever expected, but..

The fact that it happened brings glee to my soul

So no shit, there is was...