An Appalachian Cryptid
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An Appalachian Cryptid
@appalachiacryptid.bsky.social
In the wise words of Brennan Lee Mulligan, "On the level of individuals and civilizations, personality predates ideology, meaning before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole."
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
If you think The Rapture is tomorrow:

1. Someone hasn't read their Bible since no one can know when that's supposed to happen

2. You're saying you think The Antichrist is in power right now...
September 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
In the wise and immortal words of Pearl Jam:

On a Weela,
On a Wissitonnawayea.
Ani Co Cowanasay Damawowanasay
Ani Colaway
July 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Ice Cube still got it
Arrest The President
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January 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of java the thoughts acquire speed.
The hands acquire shaking.
The shaking becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
December 10, 2024 at 4:31 PM
A friend here in Texas said, "It's so chilly here that Ted Cruz was seen booking a flight to Cancoon" this morning and I haven't stopped laughing.
December 3, 2024 at 2:31 PM
The Onion buying Infowars at a bankruptcy auction was not something I ever expected, but..

The fact that it happened brings glee to my soul
November 14, 2024 at 3:37 PM
So no shit, there is was...
November 14, 2024 at 1:32 PM