App Rage
app-rage.bsky.social
App Rage
@app-rage.bsky.social
totally about sound and fury while signifying nothing.
"Try and stay sober. Until the curtain call. And for God's sake, have fun. Don't suffer for your art. Just have fun." ~ Christopher Plummer
December 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
It’s another silly distraction designed to get headlines and take our attention away from the horror that is happening.
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“I’m a high school student!”

– 43 year old actress
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
“Sounds like someone is trying to keep their stratospherically-priced stock options pumped up!”

– ChatGPS
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Why don’t the new Dune movies depict the GUILD NAVIGATORS?!?

There.

I said it.
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
“Times Square then and now: the area featured a red-maple swamp frequented by beavers, wood ducks, and elk.”

Today, Times Square features people dressed as beavers, wood ducks, and elk… also spider men.
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
We used to say that a ring around the moon meant it was going to rain tomorrow.
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
…mmmmm… caffeine…
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Also chewing gum while driving.
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Dietitians and accountants hate this one trick.
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It’s a game-changer!
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
“I’m going to sell you the number 7!!!” 🤡🤡🤡
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
“Safety last” and billions of taxpayer corporate welfare dollars.
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
“Thou shalt not RAPE… women, children, thy neighbors’ wives, thy neighbors” seems to be missing.
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Benedict Cumberbatch looks great.
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
When does he ever deliver?

Full-self driving, humanoid robots and driverless taxis have been immanently “almost ready” for years.
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM