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apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social
Elbow Deep in a Car
@apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social
Do not engage with the dragon, for you are crunchy and good with BBQ sauce.

Nonbinary(she/they) nerd, ffxiv player, mechanic to pay the bills. Weird things happen. Sometimes I share them.
Sonofa
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Im on to you two...
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You're calling from where?

Lol, scammers
October 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
October 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Le Blanc curry for dinner this evening

I really need to make this more often
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
And the answer to that for us was 'Yes!'
October 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My friend discovering just how well animated the characters can be in FFXIV can be hilarious. We dont take our dirty shenanigans seriously, and neither should you.

On that note: Napping Pose for male Viera
Alternate title: paint me like one of your Doman girls
October 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I fucking snort-laughed at Charon's method for peddling Boons just outside Olympus.

We need a Spoilers Label, since this is simply hilarious
October 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
You know what, im not even mad
September 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This is a job listing?

A job listing?
September 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Oh wait, youre serious? Let me laugh even harder
August 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Alright, which one of yall broke the Discover feed hamster wheel?

@bsky.support
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My daughter's corn snake is such a cutie pie
August 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
These ones are the ones I'm referencing, for ease of your search. May your quest be ever fruitful.
August 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
But why? You dont learn the jobs then, you dont learn the fights, you dont get the story unless you back track.

Also against ToS.
#ffxiv
August 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Finally got my jug of Future Agony(colonoscopy prep kit)

Oh good, LEMON, the perfect flavor to hide my misery
July 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
July 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If you ever wonder about your job, there's always
July 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Missed my morning coffee ritual because snugs with spouse were had. Now I can hear @katie.bzky.team whispering in my ear bc my local quick stop was out of my usual caffeine fix. Do these still have creatine? I dont know, but my kidneys will tell me later if I didnt hydrate enough to compensate.
July 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You'd think theyd have tried a new script by now, but of course you'd be wrong. Same playbook, same sad sob stories
July 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
In other news, I found out where they sell the Fucks, in case anyone needed to refill theirs
July 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Remember, people in power dont care about their voters
July 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Dagobah ass is a solid upgrade, and accurate description of today, from swamp ass.
June 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Ughhhhhhh
June 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM