Elbow Deep in a Car
@apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social
Do not engage with the dragon, for you are crunchy and good with BBQ sauce.
Nonbinary(she/they) nerd, ffxiv player, mechanic to pay the bills. Weird things happen. Sometimes I share them.
Nonbinary(she/they) nerd, ffxiv player, mechanic to pay the bills. Weird things happen. Sometimes I share them.
Im on to you two...
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Im on to you two...
You're calling from where?
Lol, scammers
Lol, scammers
October 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You're calling from where?
Lol, scammers
Lol, scammers
Le Blanc curry for dinner this evening
I really need to make this more often
I really need to make this more often
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Le Blanc curry for dinner this evening
I really need to make this more often
I really need to make this more often
And the answer to that for us was 'Yes!'
October 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
And the answer to that for us was 'Yes!'
My friend discovering just how well animated the characters can be in FFXIV can be hilarious. We dont take our dirty shenanigans seriously, and neither should you.
On that note: Napping Pose for male Viera
Alternate title: paint me like one of your Doman girls
On that note: Napping Pose for male Viera
Alternate title: paint me like one of your Doman girls
October 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My friend discovering just how well animated the characters can be in FFXIV can be hilarious. We dont take our dirty shenanigans seriously, and neither should you.
On that note: Napping Pose for male Viera
Alternate title: paint me like one of your Doman girls
On that note: Napping Pose for male Viera
Alternate title: paint me like one of your Doman girls
I fucking snort-laughed at Charon's method for peddling Boons just outside Olympus.
We need a Spoilers Label, since this is simply hilarious
We need a Spoilers Label, since this is simply hilarious
October 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I fucking snort-laughed at Charon's method for peddling Boons just outside Olympus.
We need a Spoilers Label, since this is simply hilarious
We need a Spoilers Label, since this is simply hilarious
You know what, im not even mad
September 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You know what, im not even mad
This is a job listing?
A job listing?
A job listing?
September 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This is a job listing?
A job listing?
A job listing?
Oh wait, youre serious? Let me laugh even harder
August 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Oh wait, youre serious? Let me laugh even harder
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My daughter's corn snake is such a cutie pie
August 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My daughter's corn snake is such a cutie pie
These ones are the ones I'm referencing, for ease of your search. May your quest be ever fruitful.
August 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
These ones are the ones I'm referencing, for ease of your search. May your quest be ever fruitful.
Finally got my jug of Future Agony(colonoscopy prep kit)
Oh good, LEMON, the perfect flavor to hide my misery
Oh good, LEMON, the perfect flavor to hide my misery
July 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Finally got my jug of Future Agony(colonoscopy prep kit)
Oh good, LEMON, the perfect flavor to hide my misery
Oh good, LEMON, the perfect flavor to hide my misery
If you ever wonder about your job, there's always
July 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If you ever wonder about your job, there's always
Missed my morning coffee ritual because snugs with spouse were had. Now I can hear @katie.bzky.team whispering in my ear bc my local quick stop was out of my usual caffeine fix. Do these still have creatine? I dont know, but my kidneys will tell me later if I didnt hydrate enough to compensate.
July 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Missed my morning coffee ritual because snugs with spouse were had. Now I can hear @katie.bzky.team whispering in my ear bc my local quick stop was out of my usual caffeine fix. Do these still have creatine? I dont know, but my kidneys will tell me later if I didnt hydrate enough to compensate.
You'd think theyd have tried a new script by now, but of course you'd be wrong. Same playbook, same sad sob stories
July 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
You'd think theyd have tried a new script by now, but of course you'd be wrong. Same playbook, same sad sob stories
In other news, I found out where they sell the Fucks, in case anyone needed to refill theirs
July 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
In other news, I found out where they sell the Fucks, in case anyone needed to refill theirs
Remember, people in power dont care about their voters
July 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Remember, people in power dont care about their voters
Dagobah ass is a solid upgrade, and accurate description of today, from swamp ass.
June 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Dagobah ass is a solid upgrade, and accurate description of today, from swamp ass.
