Shemp Howard Stan Account
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This world has been going to hell in a handbasket since Bill Hobson quit Killdozer.
Post something random or you'll have an awful November
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful November
This is KING BURRITO and the King Cheeseburger has taco seasoning on it and comes on a sub bun. It is Long Burger and it is PERFECT.
October 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is KING BURRITO and the King Cheeseburger has taco seasoning on it and comes on a sub bun. It is Long Burger and it is PERFECT.
This book is an absolute RIPPER and if you aren't already a massive Billy Childish fan, you should probably fix yr life. I am currently on pace to finish it in two days cos I only put it down to eat and sleep (fitfully).
October 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This book is an absolute RIPPER and if you aren't already a massive Billy Childish fan, you should probably fix yr life. I am currently on pace to finish it in two days cos I only put it down to eat and sleep (fitfully).
Oh wow I guess I do earthquake preparation like every third morning
October 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oh wow I guess I do earthquake preparation like every third morning
it's nOt pRo wReStLiNg
October 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
it's nOt pRo wReStLiNg
This was literally the first CD I ever bought:
August 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This was literally the first CD I ever bought:
Meet me outside the seatac airport sub pop store in the next 20 minutes if you want an ass kicking
June 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Meet me outside the seatac airport sub pop store in the next 20 minutes if you want an ass kicking
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 6:11 AM
The average American has three friends
I've been blocked for speaking the truth
April 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've been blocked for speaking the truth
The Julia Hart gear discourse reminded me of this classic Greg tweet:
April 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The Julia Hart gear discourse reminded me of this classic Greg tweet:
Stage three is BODY MELT. Death by hypernatural causes.
April 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Stage three is BODY MELT. Death by hypernatural causes.
If your body horror picture doesn't have a giant muscle man being attacked by his own swollen and exploding dick, what are you even doing?
April 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
If your body horror picture doesn't have a giant muscle man being attacked by his own swollen and exploding dick, what are you even doing?
Stage two is glandular
April 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Stage two is glandular
Stage one is hallucinations
April 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Stage one is hallucinations
They killed a kangaroo with a rock and now they're eating it's adrenal gland
April 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
They killed a kangaroo with a rock and now they're eating it's adrenal gland
I hope nothing bad happens to these two knuckleheads but I don't have high hopes
April 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I hope nothing bad happens to these two knuckleheads but I don't have high hopes
This is the guy who got injected with the green goo. It's treating him poorly, he's guzzling detergent and seems to be growing gills.
April 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This is the guy who got injected with the green goo. It's treating him poorly, he's guzzling detergent and seems to be growing gills.
Even the title card is a practical effect lfg
April 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Even the title card is a practical effect lfg
1 minute and sixteen seconds in and a greased naked lady in blue lighting is filling up a syringe with glowing green goo. Hell yeah.
April 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
1 minute and sixteen seconds in and a greased naked lady in blue lighting is filling up a syringe with glowing green goo. Hell yeah.
Alright, the corn's popped. Time for BODY MELT 1993
April 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Alright, the corn's popped. Time for BODY MELT 1993
